WHY I LOVE THE WWE!

First and foremost, im a champ...my proof, my incredibly good looks, charm, charisma and of course, my incredible ability to BULLSHI@T LoL. Talkin about champs, i had the chance to talk to WWE Champion JOHN CENA. He is big and sexy and STRONG. If i were to have my choice of WWE SUPERSTARS that I would have rub my nipples until they were sore, HE would be the guy! His character is a HIP HOP flava kinda deal. basically, a white dude that has an urban feel.

This is the kinda guy that ignorant putz's would call a WIGGER. I hate that word. what does that mean exactly...hes not a NI@@ER, cause hes not black, he is white...hence, W-IGGER, a white ni@@er, thats real fu@king clever! That kinda goes back to the whole "acting black" days. Here is how it works, ill break it down in simpler terms...if youre a white kid that:

• wears baggy clothes - says whassup - wearing a cap and jersey = acting black
• has a job - says hello - and wearing anything other then a jersey = not acting black

But thats all i have to say about that. back to why i made this post. because of my infactuation for greased up half naked men rolling around on a mat and touching one another, a lot! sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet LoL. its a wonder more chicks arent into wrestling! My favorite is and always will be HULK HOGAN, because he said his prayers, ate raw eggs and took his vitamins/steriods...whichever! Hogan is a stallion and all that oppose Hollywood Hogan offend me. so much so that i will seek you out at night and smother you with your own pillow while you sleep helplessly as night. kinda like THIS!

But you will be sleeping and unaware that you are going to be killed. and that sword will be a pillow. ummmmmmm we would be in your room and not outside, that and you would never catch me wearing a white belt with black pants! BUT U GET THE IDEA!

DONT FU@K WITH HOGAN!

Rick Flair is another one of my favs, because he goes "Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!" and that makes me laugh. thats my blog for today. next, the DOs and DONTs of INTERNET DATING!