Tard at Timmies
So im back in my hometown for the weekend and decide that I will treat myself to a medium double double @ my favorite Tim Hortons location. I order my coffee, YummY... in fact, there was a tad bit of pre ejaculate in my shorts as I later found out due to the anticipation of my lips gently pressing up against the cup which posseses the oh so sweet nector of the GODS, the beverage well all know and love, the one...the only, the joyful java bean...COFFEE!
But thats not what this blog is about. I also ordered a can of soda, sprite in fact. Guess what this kid did while bringing the pop the counter. The lil mother fucker shook it! My eyes kinda popped outta my skull for a lil bit, i know this because i could feel a mild breeze creep into my exposed eye sockets while he made his way back to me. I immediately looked at his nametag, to be quite honest, I was expecting to see "in training" or something on his name tag. Which still wouldnt be much of an excuse, just common sense would tell you DONT SHAKE THE CAN OF SODA BEFORE I HAND IT OVER TO THE CUSTOMER... well, he was lacking that common sense. Then I thought his nametag should have said "FUCKTARD" more so, thinking that it should have been his given name.
I asked the dude why would you shake my can of pop before you handed it over to me...its going to explode. He shook his head and said, "no" then gave me a sassy smile. I almost pulled out my pecker and slapped him across the face with it. That lil smug ass smile, see how big that grin is when i have my nuts crammed in your mouth LoL.
Point of blog : None
but it made for a good release.
BIG MOUTH
But thats not what this blog is about. I also ordered a can of soda, sprite in fact. Guess what this kid did while bringing the pop the counter. The lil mother fucker shook it! My eyes kinda popped outta my skull for a lil bit, i know this because i could feel a mild breeze creep into my exposed eye sockets while he made his way back to me. I immediately looked at his nametag, to be quite honest, I was expecting to see "in training" or something on his name tag. Which still wouldnt be much of an excuse, just common sense would tell you DONT SHAKE THE CAN OF SODA BEFORE I HAND IT OVER TO THE CUSTOMER... well, he was lacking that common sense. Then I thought his nametag should have said "FUCKTARD" more so, thinking that it should have been his given name.
I asked the dude why would you shake my can of pop before you handed it over to me...its going to explode. He shook his head and said, "no" then gave me a sassy smile. I almost pulled out my pecker and slapped him across the face with it. That lil smug ass smile, see how big that grin is when i have my nuts crammed in your mouth LoL.
Point of blog : None
but it made for a good release.
BIG MOUTH
posted by Big mouth | 11:49 AM
6 Comments:
So why didn't you open it in h is face?
MAC
LoL, in retrospect...thats exactly what i should have done. good call champ!
I'm shocked that you didn't in the first place, Sunshine. You're losing your hardcoredness.
well to make up for my lack of hardcoreness, i will purchase a louisville slugger and wrap barbed wire around it. go back to the tim hortons and bludgen him to death.
obviously, this is to be followed by me urinating on his carcus.
have a nice day.
Can you shake your unit up a bit first? To emulate the shaking of the soda? You know, before you urinate on body?
Did he have a response as to why he did it?
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