Big Mouth's Basement

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Here is the deal. I love to STIR the SHIT POT lol. Sometimes I like to write poetry, sometimes I like to share some deep inner thoughts -BUT- for the mostpart, I just like to brainstorm...that's why I love being a BIG MOUTH. What I like even more is FEEDBACK. Please leave a comment and I would love to have some spirited discussion on any topic, then CRUSH you with my BIG BRAIN! So check out the blog, stay awhile and come back often. Have a great time - eat dirt. all material is copywrited.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Yet another JOKE!

A frisky couple were trying pull off an afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment…only problem, their 8 year old child.

They devised a plan in which they would give the boy his favorite flavor popsicle and send him out on the balcony to report on neighborhood activities.

He begins his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.

A few moments passed "An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments later,"Looks like the Anderson's have company",

"Matt's riding a new bike and it looks like the Sanders are moving."

A lil bit after that the boy yells out, "The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously asked:
"How do you know they are having sex?"

The boy replies
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."

Big Mouth.

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