I'm a Fu@king idiot....
Here is my short story about how Big Mouth, with all his infinite knowledge and cerebral integrity, can sometimes act like an everyday peon...just like you.
I had been cleaning the house last week; throughout the passing days...I was accumulating waste around the house. Now because I love the environment, I don’t throw out my garbage unless its absolutely wretched, or full. This time around, I usually keep it around the front door when I'm ready to throw it out so I don’t procrastinate TOO much...it gives me that lil added incentive to take it out when I have to look at it every time I enter or exit my living space.
Well this past Friday, I decided to wash ALL my underwear and socks...ALL of them because I don’t like to do a wash until I have the majority of my shi@t to wash, again...cause I love mother earth unlike most of you fu@kers.
Oh yeah, by the way...I do my laundry in garbage bags because I’m too fu@king cheap, and lazy...to buy a hamper.
Anyways, I was looking around for my underwear and socks Saturday night and for the life of me, couldn’t find them... I searched all my closets and everything. Then it dawned on me. The garbage HADNT been thrown out. I accidentally took all my socks and undies and threw them in the FU@KING DUMPSTER! Just writing about this makes me feel like a total douche, until I remember, “Hey…I’m ME” then... its all good :D
The most incredible thing is that its a lil bit of a trek for me to get all my stuff to the dumpster and not for one second did I even have an inkling that I was throwing out my stuff LoL.
Big Mouth.
I had been cleaning the house last week; throughout the passing days...I was accumulating waste around the house. Now because I love the environment, I don’t throw out my garbage unless its absolutely wretched, or full. This time around, I usually keep it around the front door when I'm ready to throw it out so I don’t procrastinate TOO much...it gives me that lil added incentive to take it out when I have to look at it every time I enter or exit my living space.
Well this past Friday, I decided to wash ALL my underwear and socks...ALL of them because I don’t like to do a wash until I have the majority of my shi@t to wash, again...cause I love mother earth unlike most of you fu@kers.
Oh yeah, by the way...I do my laundry in garbage bags because I’m too fu@king cheap, and lazy...to buy a hamper.
Anyways, I was looking around for my underwear and socks Saturday night and for the life of me, couldn’t find them... I searched all my closets and everything. Then it dawned on me. The garbage HADNT been thrown out. I accidentally took all my socks and undies and threw them in the FU@KING DUMPSTER! Just writing about this makes me feel like a total douche, until I remember, “Hey…I’m ME” then... its all good :D
The most incredible thing is that its a lil bit of a trek for me to get all my stuff to the dumpster and not for one second did I even have an inkling that I was throwing out my stuff LoL.
Big Mouth.
posted by Big mouth | 11:31 AM
1 Comments:
HAHAHAHA, thats awesome I have done things like that several times, then you get all pissed off, and then realize you are a total idiot and then just end up laughing your ass off. Makes life a bit more interesting doesnt it?
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