DONTs of INTERNET DATING
For the females:
- DON'T angle your head in awkward positions to make yourself look better in pics, if youre ugly without your head tilted, youre ugly in person...he will find out sooner or later.
- pucker your lips because you think its sexy, its NOT!
- write a novel profile! start with basics, then elaborate with conversation. if its longer then half a page, i can guarentee you nobody reads it...nobody being MEN. we are lazy and stupid lol...99% of men on dating sites are registered sex offenders, loners, convicts and perverts! dont overload with information, give a lil something then leave em hanging...then THEY will ask you questions. dumb questions = losergood questions = intelligent person!
- show skin in your pics, then complain about "perverts" KEEP YOUR TITS IN YOUR SHIRT.
- desribe yourself as "AVERAGE" when youre not...average is an abused word on this site...if youre BIG, LOVE being BIG... average is NOT compared to whales. if the word abused was a human being, HE WOULD BE IN CRITICAL CONDITION AWAITING A NEW HEART, KIDNEY, LUNGS AND LIVER!
For the men:
- meet "average" sized females til you see a "recent" pic of her standing up!
- Don't lie about what you do, who you are and how much cash you make - its pathetic and you deserve to have your nuts kicked out your @ss for doing so.
- post a pic of your car or other status symbols, you want a girl to like you for who you are, not what you have. if you disregard this rule...chances are youre a broken lil boy inside with low self esteem. buy a blow up doll and build up your confidence with a woman that cant say no LoL.
- post a fake pic. what is the point of doing that?! you talk, get to know one another and you hit things off. GREAT, now she wants to meet. "wait, im ugly... well shes going to see past that because she likes me for who i am on the INSIDE." bwhahahaha, yeah right...youre relationship to that point has been built on a foundation of LIES. shoot yourself.
These are the DONTs of INTERNET DATING. and for god sakes ladies, DONT meet a guy at his house. DONT get in his car and DONT give him your home address. GUYS ARE CREEPS, myself included... in fact, i suggest that you experiment with women and invite me over to make sure youre doing it right!
Til next time. chew on broken glass.
David.
posted by Big mouth | 2:55 PM
3 Comments:
LOL sounds like u have had some experience at this my friend!
Have to admit I have too. Began with some idle curiousity to see what it was all about - but snowballed from there.
In addition to the rules u left for the ladies, I have one of my own. Of the guys I actually met up with - I would always insist on a recent photo. When asked why, I responded with "so my housemate will be able to identify u in a police lineup".
Most thought it was funny - one guy was seriously offended. But I never went out on an internet date without having first handed over a pic and the guy's number to my housemate. U just can't take any chances these days. I would also then purposely be 15 or so mins late - to ensure I could spot that the guy I was meeting was actually the person in the pic.
If things progressed and we went back to his place (ALWAYS his place - never gave out my address!!) then I would msg my housemate with all the details and advise if I was going to be home or not at some point later that evening.
Internet dating can be a lot of fun - but u have to be careful. As Big Mouth said - u might as well be urself, be honest - cos if it all works out - u will meet face to face eventually and u dont want it all to blow up in ur face b4 it all has a chance to begin.
But u wont be seeing me back there again. Deleted all my profiles b4 my baby and I even hooked up. I wasnt at all sure of it working out was I !! :P lol
Later dudes and dolls xxx
It's funny how true all of this is...I have internet dated before, just to have new people to chat with and hang out with, nothing serious. And I have met a nice guy who I have been with for over a year now, but so many of those things are true people try to portray themselves as something they are not and then when you meet up with them, you are greatly disapointed.
I would add take a "go with the flow" stance.
I like to build a rapport with someone on msn or something like that first before meeting. Get an idea of who he is. Nothing annoys me more than guys that are adamant (and sometimes aggressive) about meeting up right away.
It reeks of desperation.
Mac
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