Monopoly - Schmonopoly

A British version of the classic Monopoly board game released recently substitutes a Visa-imprinted debit card for the stacks of yellow, blue and purple play money.

"We started looking at what Monopoly would look like if we designed it today," said Chris Weatherhead, a Britain-based spokesperson for Hasbro, which makes the best-selling board game. "We noticed consumers are using debit cards, carrying around cash a lot less."

Whats next, the game comes with a midget that serves as the games landlord…
When you fail to pay your rent on time he cuts up your visa, takes your clothes as collateral and kicks you in the junk.

Remember the game OPERATION, are they going to modernize that game too. Im thinking, lets throw a carcus preserved in a jar with a pair of tongs, then all you have to do is carefully remove all the organs without hittin the metal surrounded orifice.

* buzzer sound *

- BIGMOUTH -