Big Mouth's Basement

welcome to my pad...ok, my basement LoL! I must stress that im a vulgar individual that lacks tact and common sense. chances are something on this site will eventually offend you... and thats, ok. This is where i come to speak my mind, share a lil bit of my insanity and basically...relax my BIG brain and run my mouth about useless topics.

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Here is the deal. I love to STIR the SHIT POT lol. Sometimes I like to write poetry, sometimes I like to share some deep inner thoughts -BUT- for the mostpart, I just like to brainstorm...that's why I love being a BIG MOUTH. What I like even more is FEEDBACK. Please leave a comment and I would love to have some spirited discussion on any topic, then CRUSH you with my BIG BRAIN! So check out the blog, stay awhile and come back often. Have a great time - eat dirt. all material is copywrited.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Larry the Cable Guy: Food Inspector

I'm guessing that this movie is supposed to be kept refridgerated, because its stinking up the fu@king shelves of your local movie rental establishment.

This movie fu@king sucks hardcore, to the point that youre almost forcing yourself to laugh in order to justify yourself picking up such a piece of shiat in the first place. I dunno why i even bother with flicks like this anymore...making me partially as stupid as the movie is.

From beginning to end this movie sucked. When you rely on fart noises and such to get your largest laughs, you know you dont have any fucking talent. This is where Larry the Cable Guy steps in.

I dont understand people that are so talented in one area waste their energy on other things that they completely suck at. Imagine if Larry would just focus all his energy on being a fat, lazy, smelly fu@king redneck, he would be unstoppable, but Noooooooooooooooo! Larry, youre a funny kid...but youre not an actor, quit kidding yourself you fu@king putz. Same with Rappers, you rap...most of you cant read, stick to rapping. Leave the acting to the pros you Denzel wannabe's.

Thats my rant.

Big Mouth.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess my shark movie ain't so bad now, is it, champ?


MAC

Thursday, August 24, 2006 3:00:00 PM  

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