"WHAT THE PUCK"

I went to a hockey game the other night and the person i went with got hit with a PUCK in the face...well, the top of the head. Like most females at a hockey game, there was action goin on in our end of the ice and she, of course, wasnt paying attention.

<------ Next - puck in da head!

Truth be known tho, we were sitting a tad below the glass and one would think that there was NO WAY a puck could possibly hit you being situated where we were. It all happend in slow motion, but unlike her...i saw it all unfold. I even told her what the puck looked like, i saw the whole thing frame by frame. Amazing how the human mind could work. On the way out of the arena, i was able to get a glance at a puck in the display case and I was "bang on" with my description of the puck LoL. The puck didnt look like the picture displayed here, but if i were to think of a puck hitting me in my beautiful face, i would want it to look like "SMILEY" up there, with the fucked up grill LoL.

Great story, no as great for the young lady who got the puck in the head. You should have seen her noggin swell up, holy shiat...like bread rapidly rising in the oven LoL. Bwhahahahaha, poor gal.

Better her than me :)

Big Mouth.