The Hairdresser Horror...
Today, I went to get a haircut…a BAD haircut. See here’s my problem, I’m a cheap mother fu@ker, so I'm always looking for a shortcut (ha, excuse the pun) So instead of going to the barber, where they know what the fu@k they’re doing, I go to the retards and hairdressing school to mutilate my fu@king skull jacket.
Now as you can tell by all the cussing, I'm pretty fu@king pissed about it. Truth is, the majority of these useless fu@ks will never get hired on anywhere…its really a glorified BARBIE play center where all the girls get to play with doll heads and try out all their funky hair styles on a mannequin head that cant run away, nor say “what the fuck are you doing” then grow a plastic arm and slap them in the mouth for being such an incompetent fool!
Well, I’m partially the tard for continuously going to these places just to save a couple of bucks. First off, I just get my head buzzed…not that big a fu@king deal, so I thought…for these girls, I might as well be asking them to climb Everest. They hold the sheers like a limp dick for starters, and then they don’t even apply pressure when placing the sheers to your scalp…like they are going to fucking cut me or something. I would be surprised if they even knew that those kind of sheers were incapable of penetrating skin. Chances are if I were to tell them, I would get something like “Oh my gawd, like for real…” and blow another fu@king bubbalicious sphere.
Here is what happened to MY head. It took about 20 minutes to start off with, cuts all the hair off my head…and leaves the sideburns at the length they were when I walked in the joint LoL… she then asks, “how does that look”… I wanted to say, “ummmmmmmmmmmm, it looks FU@KING RETARDED!” Unfu@king real this chick… don’t get me wrong, she was a pretty young thing…just dumb as a fu@king brick. Then to seal the deal, she gives me a line in the back that looks like she has a fu@king seizure when she got back there…
Overall, a painful experience…lesson learned, instead of cheaping out and going to wannabe hairdressers, ill head to the pro’s and get shiat done right and save myself the skull rape!
BIG MOUTH.
Now as you can tell by all the cussing, I'm pretty fu@king pissed about it. Truth is, the majority of these useless fu@ks will never get hired on anywhere…its really a glorified BARBIE play center where all the girls get to play with doll heads and try out all their funky hair styles on a mannequin head that cant run away, nor say “what the fuck are you doing” then grow a plastic arm and slap them in the mouth for being such an incompetent fool!
Well, I’m partially the tard for continuously going to these places just to save a couple of bucks. First off, I just get my head buzzed…not that big a fu@king deal, so I thought…for these girls, I might as well be asking them to climb Everest. They hold the sheers like a limp dick for starters, and then they don’t even apply pressure when placing the sheers to your scalp…like they are going to fucking cut me or something. I would be surprised if they even knew that those kind of sheers were incapable of penetrating skin. Chances are if I were to tell them, I would get something like “Oh my gawd, like for real…” and blow another fu@king bubbalicious sphere.
Here is what happened to MY head. It took about 20 minutes to start off with, cuts all the hair off my head…and leaves the sideburns at the length they were when I walked in the joint LoL… she then asks, “how does that look”… I wanted to say, “ummmmmmmmmmmm, it looks FU@KING RETARDED!” Unfu@king real this chick… don’t get me wrong, she was a pretty young thing…just dumb as a fu@king brick. Then to seal the deal, she gives me a line in the back that looks like she has a fu@king seizure when she got back there…
Overall, a painful experience…lesson learned, instead of cheaping out and going to wannabe hairdressers, ill head to the pro’s and get shiat done right and save myself the skull rape!
BIG MOUTH.
posted by Big mouth | 11:24 AM
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