Clever lil joke...
Once there was a man named Bob. Bob was in trouble. Why, because he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset, understandably. She told him
"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, and, IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Big Mouth.
"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, and, IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Big Mouth.
posted by Big mouth | 11:01 AM
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