Things I want...

but will never have:

I want to be hooked up to a Tim Hortons double double IV.
I want it pumped through my veins 24/7.

I want to be able to piss into my space age material underwear that absorbs
and eliminates all liquids.

I want superhuman tolerance to alcohol, to be able to drink as much beer as
I want and never get the spins, get sick...or worst of all, fu@k a fat
chick.

I want my ejaculate to taste like peanut butter, without all the
calories of course...and be a peanut butter producing machine.

I want two flavors now that I think about it, the other would be chocolate
so the women I dated would WANT to preform oral sex.

I want to be able to preform oral sex on myself.

I want all women to love oral sex.

I want to continue on with the oral sex "I wants", but won't in fear of
being labelled obsessed with oral sex.

I want everyone to think my farts smell as good as I do.

I want to know if UFO's really exist.

I want to know and understand the reason "why we're here!?"

I want the ingredients for scooby snacks.

I want to end this blog entry.


Big Mouth