Happy Hallowhocares?

YaY, its Halloween...where lil beggars get dressed up in stupid and run around begging for a fu@king handout. Not once have I ever seen a kid do a trick for his or her treat....lazy fu@kers!

This year, if a kid says "treat or treat!" and neglects to follow up with a talent of some sort, my trick will be a disappearing act as the door slams shut in their face.

Halloween is all about parents these days anyways! Its just another ocassion for them to dress up their kids like morons; and to get a few chuckles and ooooooo's and aaaaaaaaa's at their childrens expense.

Here's a question, think about what your parents dressed YOU up as for Halloween when you were FIVE... Lemme guess, you can't remember! You wanna know why... CAUSE ITS FU@KING TRAMATIC FOR A CHILD TO GO THRU! They might not understand exactly whats going on, but their sub conscience is telling them they look like a fu@king putz and people are laughing at them because of it. Futhermore, people make their children go to a STRANGERS door and ask for a fu@king freebie! No wonder we have so many people wandering the streets asking for change.

In fact, next time you see a bum looking for a handout...before you sit back and think to yourself, "how could someone begging like that"... just think about it as trick or treating, at least with those fu@kers, you get a show...they EARN their money. Whether it be playing THE WALL by Pink Floyd on the spoons, breakdancing to their own beep box or simply washing your windsheild with dirty water...and least they are making an effort! Unlike the puke youth of today.

Big Mouth.