Hump Day...

Its wednesday, lovingly known as HUMP DAY...have you humped someone today, some...thing? If you havent, I suggets you do...just grab something and GIVER! I absolutely adore humping things, especially desks! Someone is just sitting there, doing their own thing....just like any other day. People come, people go...its all the same blah blah blah.

Add a lil spice, to a receptionists LIFE = hump her fu@king desk, do it.

In my lifetime, i have dry humped stools, desks, any type of countertop known to man kind, my dog, a pencil....as you can see, you can dry hump anything so dont limit yourself to the everyday. all I suggest is that you stay away from sharp objects. Trees are another good one, HEY...youre a nature lover, people will understand.

I leave you with this.

"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; and DRY HUMP EVERYTHING YOU CAN YOUR FU@KING HANDS ON...live like it's heaven on earth."

-Mark Twain, with a lil touch from yours truly...its subtle, but powerful!

Big Mouth.