Big Mouth's Basement

welcome to my pad...ok, my basement LoL! I must stress that im a vulgar individual that lacks tact and common sense. chances are something on this site will eventually offend you... and thats, ok. This is where i come to speak my mind, share a lil bit of my insanity and basically...relax my BIG brain and run my mouth about useless topics.

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Location: Canada

Here is the deal. I love to STIR the SHIT POT lol. Sometimes I like to write poetry, sometimes I like to share some deep inner thoughts -BUT- for the mostpart, I just like to brainstorm...that's why I love being a BIG MOUTH. What I like even more is FEEDBACK. Please leave a comment and I would love to have some spirited discussion on any topic, then CRUSH you with my BIG BRAIN! So check out the blog, stay awhile and come back often. Have a great time - eat dirt. all material is copywrited.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Remember "Last night i got Hammered...."

Well if you dont, HERE is the refresher.

Yet another recipe for disaster when deciding to have a few drinks:

Averaging 5 hours of sleep the past 6 days
Not eating the entire day before you drink
Ingesting ridiculous amounts of booze in a short period of time
Sambuca
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Sticking your finger down your throat and barfing!
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Yessir, Big Mouth has done it again... I was down on my hands and knees, cramming my middle finger down my esophagus and blowing up chunks (the first time) the second and third time was a few litres of liquid and quite possibly my liver.
Usually i have a switch that doesnt allow me to drink anymore, it says... "Hey MORON, stop drinking before you make us sick you dumb fu@k!" I guess he was taking a nap, watching porn...whatever was going on, he wasnt paying much attention.
Well, its safe to say that im NEVER going to get hammered like that again...and i mean EVER.
Of course, until i go out and get that hammered again :D
Big Mouth.

2 Comments:

Blogger DJ MotorCityMonk said...

U got sick on sambuca?

That's nasty...however I do love a few sips or more of the stuff before sex - that stuff gets my wife in da mood.

Monday, March 03, 2008 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha. Sambuca with me and Catt!!! So thats what did it eh? Sorry!

Tuesday, March 04, 2008 11:36:00 AM  

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