"You make my Di@k Itch" Awards...

There are some people in this world that make my dick itch, I cant stand them, what THEY stand for...and cant wait til they are no longer standing, LAYING 6 feet under. Staying with that number (6) I will countdown the six people that make my dick itch the most:

6 - Paris Hilton, I cant stand the twat...this chick has been spoon fed from day one, too bad it wasnt food you malnutrition bitch. Would someone please cram a burger down this girls throat... Oh, wait... I forgot, Paris Hilton is a VEGETARIAN... I mean, when shes not starring in viral videos downing mouthfuls of man sausage. SLUT!

5 - Ben Mulroney, I cant stand this guys BIG GOOFY GRIN...every time I hear this co@ksucker talk, i want to kick him in the fu@king esophagus. This guy is OVERRATED and untalented, a dead goldfish could beat Mulroney in a talent contest. Worst of all, he is one of those annoying people that think they are witty, charming and funny at the same time. Ben reminds me of the kinda person you cant stand talking to because they are constantly referencing SEINFELD episodes and asking you if you "REMEMBER WHEN HOMER SAID" on the Simpsons. Bens balance in the world is somewhere in between last place special olympic participants, and fermented dog shit.

4 - Bill O'Reilly, yeah...from the Bill O'Reilly show. This is the FU@K up im talking about:


This mother fu@ker should be tied down and have the living shit kicked out of him. What a jackass, typical Loud Mouth (not BIG MOUTH so dont even go there, bitch) A self proclaimed KNOW IT ALL that cant read off a fu@king teleprompter, or understand industry words in the field he works in. So what does Bill do when he doenst know how to do something, or understand whats going on around him, or disagrees with what youre saying...he throws a hissy fit then screams likes a fu@king mad man. Yeah, you looked pretty intelligent there Bill. Your show deserves two awards, THIS ONE...the YOU MAKE MY DICK ITCH AWARD...and the cast of the O'Reilly Factor, first...for not banding together and cutting off your testicles and feeding them to you - secondly, specifically...the editors who make you APPEAR to be a civil man, when in truth...youre a shaved down prehistoric monkey man that rants and raves, throwing your opinions/ feces every which way! Youre the kinda childish fu@ktard that plugs their ears and goes *Lalalalalalalalalala* when you dont want to hear someone elses point of view. Bill, I hope you get hit by a fu@king bus.

3 - Hitler. I know, not number one... numero uno must be a REAL DICK! *nods*

I dont care what anyone says, Hitler was gay...do some research and look how this dudes poses for pictures. I think he came up with the HEIL so he didnt have to wave, because in every picture i see of this man waving, he looks like the fu@king queen of England. I cant express my distaste for Hitler in words... I would have to sit down with him over coffee or something, ya know. While he was tied down and I was taking a steamer on his lips...then I would let everyone else take a turn.

2 - Anyone, who disagrees with number 3 and his modern day counterpart....which brings me to The BIG DOG, with a small brain: but sometimes I wonder if thats what he just wants people to believe. Ill explain why, after i reveal NUMBER ONE * DRUMROLL *

#1 GEORGE W BUSH...Another mass murderer, with the same agenda as Dick Itch number 3.

He looks like a total moron, every time he talks...he only reinforces that fact. But, could he be behind THE most Heinous CRIME/CONSPIRACY in American history, the 9-11 attacks. As far as im concerned, without a shadow of a doubt...the US government had at the very least, SOME knowledge of the attacks that fateful september 11th that tens of thousands still suffer from today, physically...not to mention the 2ooo+ that died IN the buildings, the countless FIRST RESPONDERS that have died/dying, the MILLIONS of people that it had a ripple effect on by leaving us with the feeling that our hearts were being pulled from our chests, the emotional trauma...which is SO SEVERE, that most cant even comprehend that any government would do such a thing - EVEN WHEN THE FACTS POINT IN ONE DIRECTION...and that would be, inwards...9'11 was an INSIDE JOB.

For anyone that wants to challenge the facts, I challenge you to do your research...to watch THIS DOCUMENTARY <-------- (click the link), and tell me otherwise. This is NOT a hokey pokey lah dee dah documentary, its a serious piece of media.

When you are finished watching, dont write me asking me questions, instead...ASK YOUR GOVERNMENT, the govt that has YET TO OPEN AN OFFICIAL INVESTIGATION into the attacks. Ill ask you this, if someone in your family member was killed/maimed/murdered...would you, at the very least want an investigation...the obvious answer would be, "YES" Then explain to me how there could be a TERRORIST ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL, and nobody in the WHITE HOUSE wants to know, "WHY" they dont need to ask questions because they know EXACTLY what happened.

GEORGE BUSH, if the earth had a dick...you would make it ITCH, you make GODS dick itch. You are a dispicable piece of garbage, and if garbage could talk...im sure they would object with the comparison. You are nothing to me. I just hope you say your prayers each and every night and I hope, one day...whether it be tomorrow, or on your death bed. that you tell the TRUTH. Something youre obviously not that good at keeping tabs on.....

Big Mouth.