St. Patty’s Day, YaY…Celebrate, awesome and WHO GIVES A FLYING FU@K. Seriously. Have you ever seen a picture of St. Patrick, ummmmmmmmmmm lemme help ya out. Yeah, that lame looking mother fu@k on the left.

Uh huh, hardly looks like the drinking type…First of all, he was a fu@king religious man who would be opposed to the over consumption of alcohol. Second, he would most definitely disapprove of you having sex with fat, unattractive people that otherwise, you wouldn’t have even bothered to face fu@k! (even if you had some strawberry jam on your dick and you were wearing fur mittens)

How about, if you really want to be SAINTLY about it…all bars take their sales from booze that day and donate it to a worthy cause?! Maybe even a measly 1o% lets say, Chri$t, how about tossing together all the tips you make off the morons throwing their money away all day long (some who aren’t even Irish) and giving THAT to charity. Ill tell ya why nobody does. CAUSE NOBODY GIVES A FU@K, like I said.

Celebrate, go nuts…but celebrate a cause. Ill use today to celebrate all the dressed up in green mother fu@kers around north America, hoping they all book flights to Ireland, get on a series of planes, and crash at some point during their flights. Heres a BIG green middle finger for ya, courtesy of YOUR friend, Big Mouth.