Big Mouth's Basement
welcome to my pad...ok, my basement LoL! I must stress that im a vulgar individual that lacks tact and common sense. chances are something on this site will eventually offend you... and thats, ok. This is where i come to speak my mind, share a lil bit of my insanity and basically...relax my BIG brain and run my mouth about useless topics.
About Me
- Name: Big mouth
- Location: Canada
Here is the deal. I love to STIR the SHIT POT lol. Sometimes I like to write poetry, sometimes I like to share some deep inner thoughts -BUT- for the mostpart, I just like to brainstorm...that's why I love being a BIG MOUTH. What I like even more is FEEDBACK. Please leave a comment and I would love to have some spirited discussion on any topic, then CRUSH you with my BIG BRAIN! So check out the blog, stay awhile and come back often. Have a great time - eat dirt. all material is copywrited.
Thursday, September 03, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
BRUCE LEE vs IRON MAN!
BTW, make sure to watch this in HQ, the Icon on the bottom left of the player...enjoy.
Big Mouth.
Saturday, May 02, 2009
Love me not?
Today I’ve decided to write a serious blog, concerning the four letter L word. “LOVE” <---------- there it is!
Im in my early thirties and after all this lifetime experience, I’m still up in arms when it comes to accurately describing what love really is. Some say its a feeling, an emotion, a few believe in love on first sight, some don’t believe much in love period.
For the most part, I find most people to be afraid of love, myself included. Love on first sight is something I truly believe in… in contrast I feel that most that experience that feeling are too chicken to chase after it. Not only that, but today’s battle of the sexes is so twisted and torn, its near impossible for such a fairy tail to materialize anymore.
Everyone has done this: asked someone if they loved them or not. How many times have you been satisfied by that answer. How often did they say something that you wanted to hear, opposed to something you never expected to hear…that was better than anything you could have imagined. Where exactly does what we want to hear come from, and how do we formulate these opinions and desires.
To sum things up, it wasn’t all that long ago I remember asking someone WHY they loved me, and the reply i got was “I just do” For whatever reason, that answer didn’t suffice. You would think one might elaborate, toss in an example of exactly why, or at the very least bullshit a lil…just for the sake of wanting to make the other person happy.
All i know is if I were to ask anyone’s feelings regarding any issue, like why they like a certain movie, type of food or even which season was their favourite…and I got the response “I just do….” I would most definitely want some elaboration. I don’t see how it should be any different when it comes to something as intimate as communicating your feelings with another human being.
David.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Are you fu@king kidding me!
BIG MOUTH EDITORIAL:
Are you fu@king serious?! This has to be one of the most STUPID things ive ever seen in my life....look at these morons. Dude looks like he just farted, she doesnt look all that impressed...and oh yeah, THEY ARE DRESSED UP LIKE FU@KING SHREK and PRINCESS GREEN BITCH!
If I ever had an idea like this, immediately...i would hope a friend would shoot me in the face and put me out of my misery. If i ever had a fiancee that would actually go along with such a retarded wedding idea...i would shoot her myself, tie weights to her ankles and throw her in the fu@king river.
Worst of all, look how dolled up that bi@tch is...how much time it took to get her looking all princess-e and shit. Looks like a whole lotta work to pull this kinda queer stuff off, which leaves me to wonder why the douchebag GUY will go to such great lengths to make something this ridiculous happen, then pull a condom over his fu@king head, then paint it green.
OMFG... it actually makes me mad.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO GO AS FAR AS DRESSING UP AS SHREK AND SHIT FOR YOUR WEDDING.... SHAVE YOUR FU@KING HEAD! You pull out all the stops, then hold up short of shaving your head....ummmmmmmmmm, WHY?! It couldnt be that youre afraid that its going to look stupid, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE FU@KING MORONS!
Shi@t like this is disturbing to me. In my opinion, people like this should be denied the right to have children. Just to make sure, id take this chicks uterus and set it on fire.
Have a nice day,
Big Mouth.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Johnny's Joke
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money onthe floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by thetime you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. He listens, then says, "Ask him for $200 and pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." They both snicker at how clever the idea is.
She goes back to Johnny and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend impatiently waits for his girlfriend to call, knowing that this was supposed to be a brief affair.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend can't take it anymore and calls her! She picks up and he asks what happened. Extremely dejected and oh so slightly sobbing...she responded,
"The bastard used coins!"