Johnny's Joke
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money onthe floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by thetime you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. He listens, then says, "Ask him for $200 and pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." They both snicker at how clever the idea is.
She goes back to Johnny and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend impatiently waits for his girlfriend to call, knowing that this was supposed to be a brief affair.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend can't take it anymore and calls her! She picks up and he asks what happened. Extremely dejected and oh so slightly sobbing...she responded,
"The bastard used coins!"
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money onthe floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by thetime you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. He listens, then says, "Ask him for $200 and pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." They both snicker at how clever the idea is.
She goes back to Johnny and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend impatiently waits for his girlfriend to call, knowing that this was supposed to be a brief affair.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend can't take it anymore and calls her! She picks up and he asks what happened. Extremely dejected and oh so slightly sobbing...she responded,
"The bastard used coins!"
posted by Big mouth | 11:46 AM
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