Big Mouth's Basement

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Are you fu@king kidding me!

" Keith Green & Christine Green spent 3 hours in make-up to walk down the aisle looking like the cartoon characters from the hit animated films. Mr Green, 44, and his 40-year-old bride were covered in green paint and full costume and wigs and married in front of 100 guests also dressed as characters from the film."

BIG MOUTH EDITORIAL:

Are you fu@king serious?! This has to be one of the most STUPID things ive ever seen in my life....look at these morons. Dude looks like he just farted, she doesnt look all that impressed...and oh yeah, THEY ARE DRESSED UP LIKE FU@KING SHREK and PRINCESS GREEN BITCH!

If I ever had an idea like this, immediately...i would hope a friend would shoot me in the face and put me out of my misery. If i ever had a fiancee that would actually go along with such a retarded wedding idea...i would shoot her myself, tie weights to her ankles and throw her in the fu@king river.

Worst of all, look how dolled up that bi@tch is...how much time it took to get her looking all princess-e and shit. Looks like a whole lotta work to pull this kinda queer stuff off, which leaves me to wonder why the douchebag GUY will go to such great lengths to make something this ridiculous happen, then pull a condom over his fu@king head, then paint it green.

OMFG... it actually makes me mad.

IF YOU ARE GOING TO GO AS FAR AS DRESSING UP AS SHREK AND SHIT FOR YOUR WEDDING.... SHAVE YOUR FU@KING HEAD! You pull out all the stops, then hold up short of shaving your head....ummmmmmmmmm, WHY?! It couldnt be that youre afraid that its going to look stupid, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE FU@KING MORONS!

Shi@t like this is disturbing to me. In my opinion, people like this should be denied the right to have children. Just to make sure, id take this chicks uterus and set it on fire.

Have a nice day,

Big Mouth.

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