Sunday's are Funday's!

1) I've been doing this blog thing now for about two months and the day that i have the most traffic on this site is *drumroll* SUNDAY's! Im guessing this is because most people are sitting around with nothing to do. It does make sense tho, Sunday is a slow day and really... what else are ya gonna do, might as well read a blog. Some people have other days as their busiest blog days, therefore kicking my theory right in the nuts and out the bunghole. What is it about my blog that on Sunday, something clicks and people stop by my site.

2) Maybe its because people go to church earlier in the day and want to start their sins off right and have a couple of laughs on my degrading webpage. Im really not sure why this happens to be the case, but its really starting to occupy my curiousity. Maybe, just maybe... if youre reading this blog right now, u can tell me why youre here and I can figure it out that way. Not that today is the only day that you have visited, but the numbers dont lie.

3) Then you can tell me youre deepest secret. I will then promise NOT to tell to anybody else, thats until im in desperate need of cash for my crack addiction. Heavens forbid if you deny me what i ask for, i will kidnap your first born ... and hold them HOSTAGE. If my demands still arent met, i will then EAT them! I will devour this child and shi@t their remains into a FED EX box then mail my pooh pooh to YOU!

If youre wondering why i numbered the paragraphs, it was simply to point out that i did not start drinking or take any drugs between paragraph number 2 and 3 LoL. Unfortunately for me, and fortunately for your reading pleasure...this is how my brain works, pretty fu@ked up HuH.

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