Yesterday I "BARFED" ... again!
....pretty self explanitory LoL.
I have barfed twice now in the past few weeks, LAST TIME i deserved it...this time i didnt. Here is the dealio, last night i went with Jackie to an all you can eat buffet, sweeeeeeet. Its a buffet that i used to work at and I recognized my former employer through the window as i was passing by so i decided to stop in and say hello. Its been about 7 years since i had worked there last and i have changed considerably over that period of time, so of course...he didnt recognize me LoL.
He treated me like shit when i worked there, but he was still a funny/sarcastic piece of trash hahahahaha. He may have been an @sshole from time to time but at least treated ya like one of the boys, unlike the other two managers in which i hope have since been hit by a bus and left to die in the middle of the street. Juuuuuuuuuuust kidding, but I would like to kick both sets of their nuts out their @sses! I went on to do my IMPRESSION of him and he laughed and said it sounded like him LoL, we shared a few laughs and off to the buffet we went.
I ate a lot of shiat. Then i decided i would finish off with desert, which i usually DONT DO...but because im paying close to 20 bucks for this dinner, im going to eat until i fu@king puke! PUKE i did :D Took about an hour or so after i got home but eventually i puked like a dog after eating grass! I was lying in bed when my stomach started to heave, my neck retracted and I ended up running out of bed and out to the backyard on all fours and YACKING!
the KICKER of this story is I stuffed my face for nothing, my former employer picked up the bill LoL.
I have barfed twice now in the past few weeks, LAST TIME i deserved it...this time i didnt. Here is the dealio, last night i went with Jackie to an all you can eat buffet, sweeeeeeet. Its a buffet that i used to work at and I recognized my former employer through the window as i was passing by so i decided to stop in and say hello. Its been about 7 years since i had worked there last and i have changed considerably over that period of time, so of course...he didnt recognize me LoL.
He treated me like shit when i worked there, but he was still a funny/sarcastic piece of trash hahahahaha. He may have been an @sshole from time to time but at least treated ya like one of the boys, unlike the other two managers in which i hope have since been hit by a bus and left to die in the middle of the street. Juuuuuuuuuuust kidding, but I would like to kick both sets of their nuts out their @sses! I went on to do my IMPRESSION of him and he laughed and said it sounded like him LoL, we shared a few laughs and off to the buffet we went.
I ate a lot of shiat. Then i decided i would finish off with desert, which i usually DONT DO...but because im paying close to 20 bucks for this dinner, im going to eat until i fu@king puke! PUKE i did :D Took about an hour or so after i got home but eventually i puked like a dog after eating grass! I was lying in bed when my stomach started to heave, my neck retracted and I ended up running out of bed and out to the backyard on all fours and YACKING!
the KICKER of this story is I stuffed my face for nothing, my former employer picked up the bill LoL.
posted by Big mouth | 12:51 PM
2 Comments:
Hello Big Mouth!
You spelt my name wrong. It is Jacquie. I'll forgive you this time....
About the barfing thing...I heard you loud and clear from inside. Just glad you didn't lose any of your insides doing it. I'm also glad you were able to do it outside and not in front of me otherwise, both of us would have been barfing.
Cheers.
that was done PURPOSELY champ cause I like to keep identifying information OUT OF MY BLOG.
(remember!?)
but thanks for the input lol. im well aware of the proper way to spell your name...
slick!
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