(sings) might as well face it - im addicted to... UNO!?
I’m addicted to UNO. Here is an unflattering fact about BIG MOUTH…I’m a huge XBOX 360 fan – shut up. Now there are a number of titles to choose from for the XBOX console, but the title that rules my world and owns my heart is, the one, the only…UNO. If UNO were a girl, I would marry UNO…I would fly off with UNO to MEXICO and we would have ourselves a couple of lil’ wee UNO babies.
In fact, I was so busy playing UNO last night that I neglected slapping around my junk!
That’s right, the bar was closed…no baby juice! Instead I decided to go for a tall glass of UNO!
Random thought – right now I'm sitting in a chair that numerous individuals must have farted on…unless it’s just been me over the weekend. Regardless, now that I have been warming this chair for a considerable amount of time, my bottom is quickly rejuvenating the funk and nastiness of everyone else’s flatulence over the past couple of days. At one point I was convinced that I must have shit my own pants.
Now…Back to the BLOG.
The long weekend is almost over, hope you had a good one…EAT DIRT!
BIG MOUTH.
In fact, I was so busy playing UNO last night that I neglected slapping around my junk!
That’s right, the bar was closed…no baby juice! Instead I decided to go for a tall glass of UNO!
Random thought – right now I'm sitting in a chair that numerous individuals must have farted on…unless it’s just been me over the weekend. Regardless, now that I have been warming this chair for a considerable amount of time, my bottom is quickly rejuvenating the funk and nastiness of everyone else’s flatulence over the past couple of days. At one point I was convinced that I must have shit my own pants.
Now…Back to the BLOG.
The long weekend is almost over, hope you had a good one…EAT DIRT!
BIG MOUTH.
posted by Big mouth | 6:30 PM
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