"Take your time"
This seems to be the motto of the joint im living in, ESPECIALLY when it comes to DRIVING.
Oh my fu@king lord! The speed limit is 50 in most spots, but most dont wanna burn rubber in this town, they would much rather settle for a speedy 30. Makes me wanna get out of my car, which i could literally do...run next to the car while in motion, beaking at the putz for driving so GOD D@MN SLOW!
Its ridiculous around here, makes me wanna slit my wrists everytime i get into my vehicle.
I often fantasize of being in a tank and running over all the traffic in front of me. I can see bugs flying past me on a regular basis, U never have any splattered bugs on your windshild...in fact, when insects need a rest, they will hop a ride on a car.
EVERYTHING is one lane too, so passing isnt an option... I should sell my car and buy a fu@king skateboard or something. I used to think tractors were slow when I lived in the BIG CITY, if everyone in this town drove a tractor, it would be a fu@king god sent!
BIG MOUTH
Oh my fu@king lord! The speed limit is 50 in most spots, but most dont wanna burn rubber in this town, they would much rather settle for a speedy 30. Makes me wanna get out of my car, which i could literally do...run next to the car while in motion, beaking at the putz for driving so GOD D@MN SLOW!
Its ridiculous around here, makes me wanna slit my wrists everytime i get into my vehicle.
I often fantasize of being in a tank and running over all the traffic in front of me. I can see bugs flying past me on a regular basis, U never have any splattered bugs on your windshild...in fact, when insects need a rest, they will hop a ride on a car.
EVERYTHING is one lane too, so passing isnt an option... I should sell my car and buy a fu@king skateboard or something. I used to think tractors were slow when I lived in the BIG CITY, if everyone in this town drove a tractor, it would be a fu@king god sent!
BIG MOUTH
posted by Big mouth | 1:02 PM
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