T-H-E oh sweet smell of the B-B-Q

All hail the BBQ, the indicator that summer has TRULY arrived. The only problem with BBQ's is.... it makes it difficult to stay in shape. You eat hamburgers and hotdogs which are lousy foods on top of the bun which is KILLER, then u wash it down with BEER. But who am I kidding, God bless BEER.

Two of my most favorite things in the world, BEER and UNO LoL. I cant think of a better combination for BEER. BEER and SEX, BEER and A THUMB IN THE BUM, BEER and a BLOWJOB .... actually, I think i'd be willing in the trade in BEER and UNO for BEER and a BLOWJOB, but thats ONLY if i could play UNO after she was done! Immediately after.....

Im at a barbeque right now and figured i would take the time out of my busy schedule to share some useless thoughts with you. Hopefully youre not at a BBQ too, because that would make you fu@king PATHETIC and I dont want that for you! I can do it because im BIG MOUTH, superior to all other bloggers.

Random fact - tonight I will masturbate with miracle whip, ill letcha know how it felt next blog...

BIG MOUTH