BUSTED!

BEYOND BUSTED...LoL! Bwhahahahahahahah!

Big mouth.

This is when i "can" handle winter....

Let me remind you how much you DONT love winter. sure, skating on the Rideau Canal (left) roughly 8 kilometers of outdoor skating rink....the largest outdoor skating suface in the world, thats right, the FU@KING WORLD BABY! The land of beaver tails, who doesnt like beaver...tails that is, hot apple cider or maybe some hot chocolate. Im more of a late night canal skater, nothing beats skating thru the middle of downtown Ottawa, Ontaio Canada around midnight on a mild December night.

But enough of all that fluffy shiat, If i get anymore sensitive im going to start growing a mangina, and I cant let that happen. I was going to type something negative about how much I hate winter, but im going to leave this post just the way it is....

The canal is about the only reason i can stand winter, WINTERLUDE which is a worldwide attraction is a saviour when this time of the year comes around. That and of course, outdoor HOCKEY! awesome.... Ill save my negativity for tomorrow. Today will be "why i can handle winter"

David.

Let it snow, Let it snow...FU@K this blows!

Well, its the first of December and we have been blessed with snow, rain, hail, mix of snow and rain, snow and hail... its the first true snowfall and im sick and tired of winter already.

I have yet to get my winter car on the road so im pretty pissed off about that. I need my BEATER real bad and i need it quickly. On the way to work today there were numerous fender benders and a couple of people in the ditch...why, because they drive like fu@king morons for the most part. Why is it that people insist on driving like the roads are dry every FIRST snowfall, like they are invincible.

Merging, anywhere on the roads during a slick snowfall like this is dangerous, whether it be on the main roads, side streets or even a parking lot. slow the fu@k down, you cant stop on a dime! How many times have you been in a parking lot and had to abruptly apply your foot to the brakes, im guessing a few... you know that feeling where your heart skips a beat and all the air gets sucked outta your lungs. Yeah, that feeling! well guess what, come wintertime... that abrupt application isnt as effective, instead of Juuuuuuuuuuust missing slamming into that car...you Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust shouldnt have been such a dumb fu@k and remembered that instead of dry pavement, you are now driving on a premature skating rink.

Im far from the best driver, far from the most cautious...but come winter, i drive like a fu@king grandma.

Big mouth.