History of Valentines Day...
Regardless, lets call it a PUSSY POT!
After eight hundred years of this practice, the early church fathers, (party poopers) sought to end this practice... They found an answer in Valentine, a bishop who had been martyred some two hundred years earlier (for good reason, that bastard)
Basically, we celebrate Valentine for fu@king up guaranteed pussy for guys! Are you telling me if most fella’s knew this, they would be as excited to perpetuate this ritual? (I think not…) it’s a lil discouraging knowing that at one point in history come this once wonderful day…I knew I was getting some! Now I have to be nice and shi@t if I want some action, fu@k that. I want my lottery back, WHERES MY PUSSY POT!?
(gone)
Now come February 14th, we (the dudes) have to work for it (PFFFFFFT) and all thanks to this mother fu@ker, Mr. Valentine….
Thanks a lot Bi@TcH!
Big Mouth.
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