So im taking a piss...

The establishment in which i was taking this pee decided to place the urinals so close to one another in this particular bathroom, that my penis was practically fighting for space with the penis on my left ( a penis war ) of course, my penis won.

O.K so our dinks werent touching, but our shoulders were pretty much side by side. I almost felt obliged to give the dude a fu@king kiss or something. It was becoming an intimate moment, so i quickly gave my jungle snake a shake and zipped up.

What an awkward moment to share with another man. I didnt know what to do, it was a very uncomfortable urination... I figured the right thing to do was smack him on his ass on the way out and left a $2o by the sink LoL.

Alright, so i exaggerated a little bit...so sue me, it made for a better story, didnt it.... But the point still remains, spread out the pissers a bit...im there to take a tinkle, not to find a date.

Big Mouth.