For some reason - I am NOT surprised

ASIAN education system -vs- THE ENGLISH education system

another reason NOT to smoke...

Big Mouth.

a good joke :P

A man hunts a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

The man and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is. What he will do, is give them one clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates so they begged their dad for the clue.

"Well" he said, "It's what mummy calls daddy sometimes."

The little girl screams "Don't eat it, Don't eat it, it's a FU@KING @SSHOLE!"

Big Mouth.

Quite possibly...

THE G@YEST commercial ever introduced to mankind....



How Jason Alexander ever recovered from this, more or less go on to persue a successful career is yet another example, that miracles DO happen.

"Only in America" - Don King

Big Mouth.

Just a quick question...

WHY THE FU@K DO SHOWER CURTAIN RINGS NOT COME WITH SHOWER CURTAINS WHEN YOU BUY THEM.

IT MAKES NO FU@KING SENSE!

Happy Friday the 13th...

Eat dirt.

BIG MOUTH.

a blog for Suzanne

Now its very rare that I highlight anyone in particular on my blog, I prefer to keep things fairly general on this site but I’m going to make an exception in this case because Suzanne is an exceptional person.

I have known her for years although we have not spent a lot of time around one another, she still takes interest in my life, how I feel and how I am doing. She’s by far one of the most empathetic people that I know, to such a degree that it may come across foreign to some. She likes to say that she’s weird, I disagree…but she is definitely different. So was Einstein, Mozart and of course, ERNEST…

I’m fortunate to have such a phenomenal influence in my life. We always have spirited and passionate conversation, we never agree to disagree…we just flat out disagree LoL…and that’s O.K. Through the years, friends have come and gone…yet Suzanne remains, lord knows why…but she does. I would like to think that I learn something from her each and every time that I see her.

She’s a beautiful girl, truly stunning…her outer beauty occasionally overshadowed by the exterior, which is unfortunate for anyone to shallow to realize what an extraordinary soul lies mere centimeters below the surface.

Suzanne mentioned that she was never on my blog, so I figure it’s the least I could do for someone who has put so much effort in making sure she remains a fixture in my life….


FYI – she looks much better then Ernest.

David.

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Here's the dealio...

Last night i picked up the carpet and got my picture frames and pictures out of the wrapping paper and on the wall. This is the final look for the main room, i will tinker a lil bit here and there, but for the mostpart...its going to stay like this.

I'm thinking in the corner where u see the front door and the mirror, i might toss in a corner stand about 6 feet tall, silver and black like the rest of the room...i can throw my surround system on that with wireless speakers on black wall mounts in the four corners of the room.

Like the carpet...

This is my favorite pic of the room...

David.

"IT" is coming together

Here it is - "My Masterpiece" Ok so its not all that...yet LoL. this is the initial stage of the main room, meaning (no pictures on the wall and no carpet on the ground) I have the pictures ready to go - I just have to find a suitable rug for the furniture.

The white cubes are lights just in case you were wondering....

Well there ya go - a decent first glance of what my main room looks like. Im really picky with carpets and cant seem to find anything that i really like. I want something black with either silver or cream colored lines bordering the length of the material. Im going to post pics of some of the stuff i want to add and you can leave your opinions behind if you choose :D

David.