WWW.YOUFU@KINGKIDDINGME.COM

- THE BALTIMORE SUN -

Chris Clark is a tech entrepreneur who bought the Web address pizza.com in 1994 and decided to sell it at auction this year after he watched vodka.com sell for $3 million.

Fourteen years ago, Chris Clark shelled out 20 bucks to register the domain name "pizza.com." This afternoon, he's selling it to the highest bidder for somewhere in the neighborhood of $3 million.

"It's crazy, it's just crazy," he said somewhat giddily yesterday morning from his home in North Potomac. By then, a week's worth of anonymous bidding at an online auction site had pushed the price over 2 million. The site was eventually sold to the highest bidder for 2.6 million dollars.

DONT DO DRUGS!

Do you know who this fu@ktard is? Nooooooo, its not your neighborhood crack wh@re. Negative, but good guess...this is not a hermaphrodite. Yes, she’s famous...OF COURSE, only famous people get caught on camera doing this kinda stupid shi@t. If you guessed AMY WHINEHOUSE / AMY WINE-O, you would be correct. She apparently went HULK HOGAN two nights ago when she HEADBUTTED a patron at the bar she was SMOKING CRACK at :D

Thank Jesus for REHAB, at least AMY has a fighting chance here.... (whispering in the background) "huh, whaaaat....you fu@king kidding me, SHES ALREADY BEEN TO REHAB. Oh well, she's FU@KED!

AMY...on a good day, you have the appeal equivalent to a can of smashed assholes, why make it any worse. Your face looks like a motel room abortion. I mean, if this lady was tugging on my weiner to give me head, i would totally palm her face and push her to the ground. Thats saying a lot, taking into consideration that (a) im desperate -and- (b) I NEVER get head!

Fu@k REHAB, someone get this biatch a TYLENOL.

Big Mouth.

The WIFE BEATER!

I throw you around, with flagrant disregard
Rarely do I treat you like all the others,
You’re always wrinkled up, just not worth my time
Sometimes I toss you to my brothers

You are low maintenance, that’s for sure
Your one and only admirable trait
Other than you give me lots of room to breathe
So for that, I cannot hate

ODE TO THE WIFE BEATER
My favorite shirt in the world
And if you think wife beaters look silly
Kick rocks bi@tch!

So.....does that make me gay?

Here is a word i loathe, Bisexual. Now let me explain WHY i hate that word. The reason being..."bisexual" is nothing more than a safe word for "gay" Its more socially acceptable to be bisexual opposed to just being flat out gay, gay = Boooooooooooooring!

Gay = ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, two guys kissing
Bisexual = whoa...thats fu@king hawt, she likes girls AND guys. can you say "THREESOME"

Lets admit it, for the mostpart...its a FAD!

Alright, lets get the ball rolling here...and once it gets going, you are DONE! I will leave you with no other option, but to submit to the overall GIRTH and SUPERIORITY of my INTELLIGENT DENSE brain. GAY from what i know of the word means you like your own sex, so if im a dude...and i like to snack on Di@K here and there, im GAY. thats a no brainer. BUT, if im a dude...and i dont mind crunching some cock on the weekend, but dont mind bending over a few chicks...IM BISEXUAL.

Ok, BIsexual...you like BOTH, i get it.... but when are you gay, opposed to bisexual. For instance, I like girls! YaY4mE. Now how many HOGS do i have to hump before im bisexual...is it immediate because i have had sex with women all my life, and now I had sex with a man too. Or how many blowjobs to i have to throw around before im bisexual. it makes no fu@king sence.

If you have sex, sexual relations or experience sexual behaviourisms with someone of your same sex, YOU ARE A FU@KING QUEER! and thats, OK... youre queer, your here...believe me, im all for the movement. But to butter up the word GAY with BISEXUALISM only trivializes the sexuality aspect of it.

You are either straight, or gay...if youre both...YOU ARE FU@KING GAY! Its like a glass of water, lets say the WATER = straight, my PISS = gaydom. how much gaydom (my piss) do i have to put in that water, before you decide youre not going to drink it anymore. EXACTLY, it doesnt fu@king matter because I JUST PISSED IN YOUR WATER...now the water is gay, and you dont want it anymore!

BUT, if you were really thirstry, and you couldnt help yourself...chances are, you would just drink the water and come up with some glorified excuse as to WHY you drank the water. Possibly come up with a pretty fu@king word or something for it, like BI water, or BI piss.....

When someone can tell me how many times i have to bend over for some dude before im gay...then ill buy into bisexuality. Of after i take one "dans le brun" how many more women to i have to sleep with again before im straight. How many blowjobs must i give or recieve before im bisexual, opposed to just gay...what length and period of time must i go between penis and vagina to break the bisexual barrier. its all a bunch of BULLSHIT.

Just embrace being gay and forget about fluffing shi@t up for those in society that are too ignorant to deal with it.

Big Mouth.

Correction, kinda...

Here is a comment from a previous post I made about CORKY, the Downs Dude.

Aww Corky..he was the shit..wonder if you can that series on dvd..hmm!
Chris Burke was also on a couple episodes of Touched by an Angel as Taylor.. .and Sean Penn from I am Sam,had "The mental capacity of a 7 yr old" not "Down Syndrome" lol

Now although this may be the case, and ive never seen I AM SAM...ill tell ya this much. A man with a 7 year old mental capacity, and downs syndrome...go hand in hand. Therefore, I declare them the SAME THING.

Here is the proof...its UNDENIABLE:

7 year olds like lego = same with downs syndrome people (i think)
7 year olds cant drive = neither can downs people.
7 year olds cant do long division = I think you get my point.

The list goes ON AND ON! again, im no expert...but you cant deny the facts!

Regardless, my main point in my previous post is that if CORKY wasnt in the RINGER...which was JAM PACKED with men with 7 year old mental capacities, and dude couldnt even get a fu@king cameo! At that point, you KNEW the dudes career was over...no new lego sets for you my man :( you gotta play with your old blocks...FOREVER.

Harsh, yes...but TRUE.

Makes me wonder if CORKY has an agent...if he does, the guy should be FIRED. The RINGER has been written, then casting starts...there are DOZENS of roles for DS dudes, and he cant land MY MAN CORKY one role...not even a fu@king EXTRA?! Lame.

Stay strong Corky, stay strong my friend...better blocks are on their way.

Big Mouth.

Whatever happened to Corky?

La dah dee La dee Dah, Life goes on....

Unfortunately the same cant be said for CORKY (Chris Burks) career. He was the inspiration for downs syndrome kids all around the world, the main character of his own television show...has worked on only 5 projects since LIFE GOES ON was cancelled. The best of these roles would have to be MONA LISA's SMILE, where he played a custodian with downs syndrome.

Two problems with CORKY, he pigeon holed himself with the "downs syndrome role" and lets face it...what can the dude do about it, he has FUCKING DOWNS SYNDROME. Truth is, he was exploited from day one. At the time, DS for all most people knew...was pretty much on par with being retarded. So to see this kid CORKY on TV, functioning like a regular human being...was simply an interest of our ignorance. For a few years, people gave a shiat....then good ole CORKY got tossed back into the bin with the rest of the DOWNS SYNDROME people.

I thought that fucker would at least get a role in I AM SAM, or THE RINGER... thinking, if youre going to exploit someone, its better to do so with the already exploited. Next thing you know, they are giving Chris Burke a call, and ya know what...being exploited beats sitting at home and playing with LEGO, or whatever DOWNS SYNDROME people do...im no expert on the issue.

REGARDLESS, when SEAN PENN gets cast to play someone with DOWNS SYNDROME, before “YOU” (someone that actually HAS downs syndrome) you can pretty much kiss any hope rejuvenating your career, BUH-BYE. Cause I hate to say it, but you know im going to LOL, but Corky isnt going to be playing any HIGH POWERED LAWYER or BRAIN SURGEON roles anytime soon.

One of the roles that brought CHRIS some thunder, was "Jonathan, The Boy Nobody Wanted"...Im thinking the only way we are ever going to see CORKY again, is if they do a sequal:

"Jonathan, The Man Nobody Wanted"

Big Mouth.