Top 5 @ the Box Office!
The Dark Knight is finally here, and with a record breaking box office debut becoming the highest grossing weekend release of all time @ 155 million dollars. And of course, all the buzz is around Heith Ledger, his great portrayal of the JOKER…and the fact that he’s no longer with us.
Well let me tell you something about Heith , if Heith was alive, and had to continuously listen to all this premature Oscar buzz every 2 seconds, he would be happy be was dead.
ENOUGH ALREADY!
A surprise debut for MAMA MIA, at least for me…cause I think musicals fu@king BLOW! The movie is running along smoothly, everyone is talking…alright, I can handle this. Then the second the movie gets serious, they start singing about shit. Example:
Lil Johnny was playing on the railroad tracks and gets hit by a train and severs his legs from his body… would you call 911…or would I start singing and dancing while the lil mother fu@ker bled to death? WHAT THE FU@K!
In the middle of the top 5 - Hancock, what bad can I say about Will "white boy" Smith and Hancock… I guess most black people should just be happy that he’s just a wino and not a fu@king crack head, like most movies like to portray black people… I haven’t seen this movie, but im guessing Hancock is at the very least, a crack baby.
Journey to the center of the earth is in at number 4…and I know about as much about this movie, as I do the inner workings of my anus. I know that it’s a movie, and I know my anus is where pooh comes from. Both have something in common, they reek of shit.
Rounding out the top five is HELLBOY II, the golden army…and Ron "fu@king" Pearlman!
A sense of humor according to RON PEARLMAN:
“It’s simply one of the ESSENTIALS, its like FOOD, its like, its like water…its like, ya know…its like culture”
This is about the driest interview I have seen in my life, Ron Pearlmans interview evaporated the piss from my bladder. I could put out a bowl of grapes at a Ron Pearlman interview, and by the time he was done...it would be a bowl of grapes! and what the fuck is MORASS?! speak english bitch! Youre in a movie called HELLBOY II jackass, not a fu@king documentary on dryness and words that nobody ever fu@king uses.
When it comes to movies, ill stick to porn....
Well let me tell you something about Heith , if Heith was alive, and had to continuously listen to all this premature Oscar buzz every 2 seconds, he would be happy be was dead.
ENOUGH ALREADY!
A surprise debut for MAMA MIA, at least for me…cause I think musicals fu@king BLOW! The movie is running along smoothly, everyone is talking…alright, I can handle this. Then the second the movie gets serious, they start singing about shit. Example:
Lil Johnny was playing on the railroad tracks and gets hit by a train and severs his legs from his body… would you call 911…or would I start singing and dancing while the lil mother fu@ker bled to death? WHAT THE FU@K!
In the middle of the top 5 - Hancock, what bad can I say about Will "white boy" Smith and Hancock… I guess most black people should just be happy that he’s just a wino and not a fu@king crack head, like most movies like to portray black people… I haven’t seen this movie, but im guessing Hancock is at the very least, a crack baby.
Journey to the center of the earth is in at number 4…and I know about as much about this movie, as I do the inner workings of my anus. I know that it’s a movie, and I know my anus is where pooh comes from. Both have something in common, they reek of shit.
Rounding out the top five is HELLBOY II, the golden army…and Ron "fu@king" Pearlman!
A sense of humor according to RON PEARLMAN:
“It’s simply one of the ESSENTIALS, its like FOOD, its like, its like water…its like, ya know…its like culture”
This is about the driest interview I have seen in my life, Ron Pearlmans interview evaporated the piss from my bladder. I could put out a bowl of grapes at a Ron Pearlman interview, and by the time he was done...it would be a bowl of grapes! and what the fuck is MORASS?! speak english bitch! Youre in a movie called HELLBOY II jackass, not a fu@king documentary on dryness and words that nobody ever fu@king uses.
When it comes to movies, ill stick to porn....
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