The MEN, the BBQ, and the WOMEN that love them....

BBQ etiquette as it applies to the grilling of a 'real' man...

When a man volunteers to do the cooking the following chain of events
are put into motion:

The woman buys the food.
The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
man who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.

Here comes the important part:

THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. <------ crucial!

next steps:

The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he deals with the situation.

yet another crucial moment in the BBQing process:

THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

next:

The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. Then after eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

Everyone must PRAISE the MAN for his cooking efforts.


Big Mouth.