GREAT JOKE

An 8 year old boy and his grandpa aer sittin on the front porch together when gramps pulls out a beer from his cooler.

The lil boy asks, "Can I have a beer, grandpa?"
The grandpa replies, "Can your pecker touch your ass..."
The little boy answers, "No grandpa, its just a lil pecker."

The grandpa takes a swig of his beer and says, "Well then, you're not MAN enough to have a beer"

About half a beer can down, gramps reaches for one of his fine cuban cigars...

The lil boy asks, "Can I have a cigar, grandpa?"
The grandpa replies, "Can your pecker touch your ass..."
The little boy answers, "No grandpa, its too little."

The grandpa takes another puff of his freshly lit cigar and replies, "Well then, you're not MAN enough to have a cigar." The lil boy accepts his grandpas wisdom and soon after strolls into the kitchen where grandma was baking.

A few minutes later, the young boy returns to the porch where his grandpa has now finished his beer and cigar. He has with him a plate of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. The grandpa pipes up with a "Hey there young feller...think good ole gramps can get his hands on one of those freshly baked cookies..."

The lil boy asks, "Can your pecker touch your ass?"
The grandpa replies, "Hell, dang right my pecker can touch my ass..."
The little boy replies, "Then go fu@k yourself, grandma made these for me!"

Big Mouth.