Are you fu@king kidding me!

" Keith Green & Christine Green spent 3 hours in make-up to walk down the aisle looking like the cartoon characters from the hit animated films. Mr Green, 44, and his 40-year-old bride were covered in green paint and full costume and wigs and married in front of 100 guests also dressed as characters from the film."

BIG MOUTH EDITORIAL:

Are you fu@king serious?! This has to be one of the most STUPID things ive ever seen in my life....look at these morons. Dude looks like he just farted, she doesnt look all that impressed...and oh yeah, THEY ARE DRESSED UP LIKE FU@KING SHREK and PRINCESS GREEN BITCH!

If I ever had an idea like this, immediately...i would hope a friend would shoot me in the face and put me out of my misery. If i ever had a fiancee that would actually go along with such a retarded wedding idea...i would shoot her myself, tie weights to her ankles and throw her in the fu@king river.

Worst of all, look how dolled up that bi@tch is...how much time it took to get her looking all princess-e and shit. Looks like a whole lotta work to pull this kinda queer stuff off, which leaves me to wonder why the douchebag GUY will go to such great lengths to make something this ridiculous happen, then pull a condom over his fu@king head, then paint it green.

OMFG... it actually makes me mad.

IF YOU ARE GOING TO GO AS FAR AS DRESSING UP AS SHREK AND SHIT FOR YOUR WEDDING.... SHAVE YOUR FU@KING HEAD! You pull out all the stops, then hold up short of shaving your head....ummmmmmmmmm, WHY?! It couldnt be that youre afraid that its going to look stupid, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE FU@KING MORONS!

Shi@t like this is disturbing to me. In my opinion, people like this should be denied the right to have children. Just to make sure, id take this chicks uterus and set it on fire.

Have a nice day,

Big Mouth.

Johnny's Joke

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money onthe floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by thetime you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. He listens, then says, "Ask him for $200 and pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." They both snicker at how clever the idea is.

She goes back to Johnny and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend impatiently waits for his girlfriend to call, knowing that this was supposed to be a brief affair.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend can't take it anymore and calls her! She picks up and he asks what happened. Extremely dejected and oh so slightly sobbing...she responded,

"The bastard used coins!"