Recovery and Recap
This blog entry was inspired by Motor City Monk, but it's for EVERYONES reading pleasure :D
A quick update, I feel like a million bucks but not too interested in touching an alcoholic beverage for the next lil while. There was a little bit of a hangover, what there was a lot of was me being TIRED, i had never felt that WIPED...but i was still up at 10 in the fu@king morning to watch Pocahauntis' sons soccer practice. What was that?! Im a fu@king champ...damn straight im a champ! I could have slept in and been a pu$$y, even if that would have made me the smarter individual lol...but i didnt. I got my @ss up and watched the PRACTICE, not a game. A PRACTICE.
"YES" Big mouth replies, "I am indeed HUMAN."
1) Was it worth it - YES and very much so even tho it wasnt something that was planned. Those seem to be the best drunk nights, when its spontaneous... The body isnt ready for the total disrespect, damage and disregard that you have in store for it!
2) Did I have any fun getting smashed - YES. Drinking and laughing makes for a pretty good time, especially because you are laughing at stupid shiat that otherwise you wouldnt find that entertaining. Kinda like taking someone out to a lousy comedy movie that you really wanted to see, but they didnt. You know its a stinker and dont wanna hear too much about it later, so you laugh at some of the stuff that isnt as remotely funny as you make it seem LoL <----- kinda like that :)
3) Any puking - YES! Although this is a tough one to judge. I was fine when i got home and figured i should have something to eat, this is where i made a poor meal choice. CHINESE! I dont like eggrolls and im really not that crazy about chicken balls...but i ate both regardless. There was a dipping sauce that i put on my food as well, for all i know it could have been molded cottage cheese with gravy! Nonetheless, I ended up passing out and woke up about 3 hours later to cram my finger down my throat. All that shiat in my stomach wanted out and I wasnt about to put up a fuss! Man it came flying out of my BIG fu@king MOUTH! It was more food induced then alcohol, thats my story and im sticking to it.
I also ended up getting in a number of verbal confrontations with individuals that lacked my tact and undeniable superior intelligence. I ran into a friend of mine and his friends, there were about 6 in total and i pissed off 4 of them. One of these turds was one of those "white" dudes doing HIS impersonation of a GANSTA from South Central. Ummmmmmmmm i have a lot of black people in my family and im mixed myself...if i had to rate him 1-10, ten being the high and 1 being the low, i would have to give him a 2 - BUT he gets a 10 for effort. This dude was fu@king ridiculous, this guy was going BEYOND trying to be black, in fact...he was his very own background color, im sure he has a name for it. I would love to continue on this rant, but im going to save it for another blog LoL.
It was a good night overall and i wouldnt change too much about it other then eating that goddamn CHINESE food... FU@K! That was dumb, im only 28 LoL... Live and learn :D
David.
A quick update, I feel like a million bucks but not too interested in touching an alcoholic beverage for the next lil while. There was a little bit of a hangover, what there was a lot of was me being TIRED, i had never felt that WIPED...but i was still up at 10 in the fu@king morning to watch Pocahauntis' sons soccer practice. What was that?! Im a fu@king champ...damn straight im a champ! I could have slept in and been a pu$$y, even if that would have made me the smarter individual lol...but i didnt. I got my @ss up and watched the PRACTICE, not a game. A PRACTICE.
"YES" Big mouth replies, "I am indeed HUMAN."
1) Was it worth it - YES and very much so even tho it wasnt something that was planned. Those seem to be the best drunk nights, when its spontaneous... The body isnt ready for the total disrespect, damage and disregard that you have in store for it!
2) Did I have any fun getting smashed - YES. Drinking and laughing makes for a pretty good time, especially because you are laughing at stupid shiat that otherwise you wouldnt find that entertaining. Kinda like taking someone out to a lousy comedy movie that you really wanted to see, but they didnt. You know its a stinker and dont wanna hear too much about it later, so you laugh at some of the stuff that isnt as remotely funny as you make it seem LoL <----- kinda like that :)
3) Any puking - YES! Although this is a tough one to judge. I was fine when i got home and figured i should have something to eat, this is where i made a poor meal choice. CHINESE! I dont like eggrolls and im really not that crazy about chicken balls...but i ate both regardless. There was a dipping sauce that i put on my food as well, for all i know it could have been molded cottage cheese with gravy! Nonetheless, I ended up passing out and woke up about 3 hours later to cram my finger down my throat. All that shiat in my stomach wanted out and I wasnt about to put up a fuss! Man it came flying out of my BIG fu@king MOUTH! It was more food induced then alcohol, thats my story and im sticking to it.
I also ended up getting in a number of verbal confrontations with individuals that lacked my tact and undeniable superior intelligence. I ran into a friend of mine and his friends, there were about 6 in total and i pissed off 4 of them. One of these turds was one of those "white" dudes doing HIS impersonation of a GANSTA from South Central. Ummmmmmmmm i have a lot of black people in my family and im mixed myself...if i had to rate him 1-10, ten being the high and 1 being the low, i would have to give him a 2 - BUT he gets a 10 for effort. This dude was fu@king ridiculous, this guy was going BEYOND trying to be black, in fact...he was his very own background color, im sure he has a name for it. I would love to continue on this rant, but im going to save it for another blog LoL.
It was a good night overall and i wouldnt change too much about it other then eating that goddamn CHINESE food... FU@K! That was dumb, im only 28 LoL... Live and learn :D
David.
posted by Big mouth | 6:27 PM
1 Comments:
Thanks for the recap. Slap happy drunken binges are a fuckin' blast. I strive to be a professional social drinker: pacing myself so I'm pleasantly drunk but knowing when to switch to water to avoid the nausea and vomitting. I'm 43 and still occasionally go over that line and end up puking my guts out.
You're too young to have experienced prescription Quaaludes - but imagine that fun drunkenness all night long with none of the hangover, nausea or vomitting (unless you mix with alcohol). Only problem with 'em is they were extremely addictive and the government finally banned the drug in the early 80's.
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