Count the "F's" You "F"ucking Putz...

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"F"uck you're stupid.

BIG MOUTH.

BoRaT ReViEW

Not too much to say about this flick really, but being a crude and ethically estranged person myself...i figured who better to give a review of this film, than me?!

Funny flick, some really out there shiat...and of course, a lot of political incorrectness. Basically this movie works out to be shock humor, great shock humor...but you cant make a movie based on that alone, there has to be more of a payoff if youre going to turn it into a movie.

Jackass is that kinda flick, but thats not really a movie...it doesnt try to be, they just do crazy shiat and you watch...thats the plot, nothing more. Thats what Borat should have been. I will give Borat this much tho, how he exposes the ignorance of americans...so cleverly done, that is what i liked most about this movie.

Overall, the movie was slow paced... the laughs were good, I enjoyed the movie... but it was just too slow. not enough going on inbetween the big gags and such.

I give this movie 3 Big Mouths out of 5. I suggest you pick it up on DVD, it might be the kinda movie that you wanna get up and grab something to eat in between because theres nothing really KEEPING you there. Dont get me wrong, check out this movie...just go in with reasonable expectations. Youre not going to laugh your ass off the whole way thru, but if you can appreciate some shock humor and how he cleverly manipulates people into exposing their true views on things, you will enjoy this movie a lil bit more.

Big Mouth.

The funniest BLOWJOB i have ever seen, look at all the white STUFF!

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YOU SUCK @ MATH!!!

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU DUMB FUCK!

BIG MOUTH.

The Beautiful Lie....

The beautiful lie...
a sometimes wonderful and colorful creature.
yet fragile.

The mating call of dishonesty
it can sing songs to the deaf
make a blind person see whats not even there.

the lure on the fishing rod of life, an irresistible bait
sometimes you bite - sometimes you don’t
sooner or later, everyone gets hooked.

removed from my happy place, at the mercy of your hands.
hoping to get thrown me back in...
to swim peacefully/freely, once again.

hoping, never again...to get caught on that "line"


David.

Being a Better Blogger

I have found it increasingly difficult to write blogs now that i know its been exposed to so many people. It gets harder to just speak your feelings, to let things fly...hence the lack of more serious blogs. Truth is, there are a lot of deep thoughts that i havent shared with the bigmouth faithful....all 5 of you LoL.

Therefore: I havent really been honest with myself.

Im going to work on this, try to write more provocative blogs, get back in touch with who and what i am. I have always considered this to be my self therapy, and im telling ya, reading back on past blogs...you really get in tune with what youre all about. One is able to look back and relive the emotions you may have been feeling that day. The join, pain...successes and defeats of your everyday life. Its a good thing.

Here are a couple of blogs that i consider to be my favs: I hope a few of them become yours :D

This is a piece on the value of time... how we take it for granted.
This one is about manufactured beauty, "love the skin youre in"
Hope you enjoy this poem, this is one of my personal faves!

David.

Thinking of you :)

Its been awhile since I have written anything in depth on here, im curious to why…why I haven’t been wanting to share my feelings with this blog in the past weeks. I don’t think that I have been paying enough attention to myself, my emotional self…

I miss my mother, dearly… I know shes not that far away, but I cant help but miss the most important person in the world to me. Im blessed to have the mother that I do and I completely comprehend her value to me, she is my life force. I always said that if the human race were to send out a time capsule and there was to be an example of what a human being should aspire to be, “that’s my mom.”

Now that I think about it, I would like to continue on about my mother and write a lil bit more. Shes extremely intelligent, shes a teacher and has her masters, she would probably been pretty disappointed to see me write SHES opposed to she’s LoL.

She is naïve, but only because shes such a genuine personality…she has a hard time believing that anyone would try to pull a fast one on her, she would like to believe that she gets the best of everyone, she sees the good in people and has a hard time understanding why someone would attempt to deceive her. She still lets vacuum cleaner salesmen in the door in hopes of scoring one of THREE GRAND PRIZES (without having to purchase a thing) LOL. Man, I love my mom. I never leave my mother without telling her that I love her…and that’s the gods honest truth.

She is truly a treasure.

Just writing this blog makes me smile, I shake my head in wonder, in amazement that I have been so fortunate to have had god send down one of his blessed angels to care for me over the past 3 decades. She is a gift, the kinda gift that you get when you don’t expect it…a present, just cause…and its just what you wanted kinda deal.

My biggest fear is knowing that one day, she wont be around and it almost brings me to tears just thinking about it. Ive been told, don’t think about such things, but when something means that much to you, and you understand its true value, you cant help but think that you would do anything in your power to keep them forever, but also know…that no matter how much you care, and no matter what you do…you have absolutely no control over how much time you are given with that person.

Its human nature to take things for granted, the key is to realize that it’s one of our fatal flaws, which reminds me about an earlier blog I wrote about on TIME. Don’t let it pass you by, more importantly…don’t let peoples time that you desire pass you by either.

David.

a quick laugh to move the day along...

Something funny for ya, lets start the weekend a lil early :D If the movie doesnt start, double click the black screen and it should take you to the direct feed.

Big Mouth...

OFFICIAL end to HALLOWEEN!

October 31st has come and gone...

and so have the greedy munchkin masses demading handouts. GET A FUCKING JOB AND BUY YOUR OWN CANDY YOU LAZY BASTARDS!

Lets send off Halloween with a bang! Enjoy the time lapse...



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