SCRABBLE!
Fu@k UNO, I’m addicted to SCRABBLE.
Recently I have started to play SCRABBLE, pretty brave considering that I can only spell at a grade 4 level. Nonetheless, I was REALLY enjoying this game…until I started playing the computer.
The computer is basically Bill Gates, Stephen Hawkings and Jesus all wrapped in one. Here is a quick example of what I’m talking about. You always have 7 tiles sitting in front of your face, most of the time…shit tiles, crap that you can’t do anything with…that’s unless, you’re the fu@king holy trinity in which I spoke of a few lines up.
The computer religiously uses all 7 tiles…last night the shi@tbox posted a 109 point word on my @ss, a word that of course I have never heard of, furthermore, has probably been used less then a dozen times in the English language since the beginning of time. Jesus didn’t even know the fu@king word, Stephen and Bill got that one!
The Official Dictionary of Scrabble recognizes 105 two letter words! Like QI. Q FUCKING I … meaning:
ARE (3) YOU (3) FU@KING (7) KIDDING (7) ME (2)
Truth is, Scrabble ain’t no fu@king joke, its some serious shi@t….if you want to get good at that game, you have to learn the small words. The 105 two letter words as well as the 1ooo three letter words; there are Hebrew, Greek and Latin words as well. Too much shi@t for my fourth grade ass to comprehend.
SCRABBLE against friends = fun, especially if you have dumb friends
SCRABBLE against the computer = (noun) GAR – BAGE [gahr-bij] 7 points
Big Mouth
Recently I have started to play SCRABBLE, pretty brave considering that I can only spell at a grade 4 level. Nonetheless, I was REALLY enjoying this game…until I started playing the computer.
The computer is basically Bill Gates, Stephen Hawkings and Jesus all wrapped in one. Here is a quick example of what I’m talking about. You always have 7 tiles sitting in front of your face, most of the time…shit tiles, crap that you can’t do anything with…that’s unless, you’re the fu@king holy trinity in which I spoke of a few lines up.
The computer religiously uses all 7 tiles…last night the shi@tbox posted a 109 point word on my @ss, a word that of course I have never heard of, furthermore, has probably been used less then a dozen times in the English language since the beginning of time. Jesus didn’t even know the fu@king word, Stephen and Bill got that one!
The Official Dictionary of Scrabble recognizes 105 two letter words! Like QI. Q FUCKING I … meaning:
ARE (3) YOU (3) FU@KING (7) KIDDING (7) ME (2)
Truth is, Scrabble ain’t no fu@king joke, its some serious shi@t….if you want to get good at that game, you have to learn the small words. The 105 two letter words as well as the 1ooo three letter words; there are Hebrew, Greek and Latin words as well. Too much shi@t for my fourth grade ass to comprehend.
SCRABBLE against friends = fun, especially if you have dumb friends
SCRABBLE against the computer = (noun) GAR – BAGE [gahr-bij] 7 points
Big Mouth
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