- The ball begins to roll -

Its been quite some time since I have written a blog, things have been very busy in my personal and professional life. Spring has sprung and I will soon be living on my own, signing a lease and pretending to play grownup LoL.

I start my move tomorrow, then officially move in a few days later. I still have to purchase the furniture (that has already been picked out) and find some way of getting the shiat down here. I don’t think IKEA delivers where I am…and that makes me sad L

After I move and get all my shi@t in order and buy all the odds and ends, then its worrying about online services, setting up hydro, getting cable and of course, the phone.
It’s going to be a hectic month, but living on my own will definitely relieve a lot of my direct stress.

One downfall about the new place, the walls were off pink…I told the landlord that they were off GAY, LoL. I begged him to paint the main room walls white and he agreed which was fu@king awesome because he really didn’t have to. That and he knew I was in a total squeeze, he could have just told me to take it and leave it…and to suck his nut.

Hopefully things will move smoothly, ill make sure to take some pics on the progress of the place.

David.

Career change made E Z

I'm going to get around to getting more of that illusion art for ya but i had to toss in this video that I came across.

Career change is sometimes scary, its foreign and most people prefer to stay put for whatever reason. Worries about performace, making new friends so many different factors, the list could go on and on....

But sometimes in life, things just pop out at you and you realize its time to make a change, the video below would be one of these moments.



I've heard of things being so obvious "that they hit you in the face." I guess what we just saw was what "that guy" was talking about.

Big Mouth.

As promised...more Julian.

a few blogs ago I displayed a few of this mans masterpieces and promised you more. well, i came across this time lapse and thought it was pretty interesting and decided to pass it on to you. I will still post a few more of his pics tomorrow, but for now...ENJOY :D

as always, this is a safe link :)

Big Mouth.

GUESS WHO GOT THEIR XBOX BACK!

Not that anyone cares, but I got my baby back... I was just off the phone with XBOX customer service, they told me it was expected to arrive today so i went to my works receptionist and told them to be on the look for a package from purolator. Low and behold while im up there, Mr. Purolator dude walks in the door with my sweetheat. I was overwhelmed and began dry humping his leg.

I cleaned up the mess when i was done.

Now the xbox circle will be green once again, poverty will be stricken from the world, all the children in the world will dance...and I shall dance with them, overjoyed that our saviour is back...blessed the O so sacred 36o.


Big Mouth.

"6-6-6"

These numbers above are also the numbers that Britney Spears wrote on her forehead over the weekend in rehab. Apparently she was running around like a crazy person yelling "I am the anti Christ"

.... Hey Brit, your music is BAD...but not THAT bad.

Apparently she then went on to try and hang herself with a bedsheet LoL, not the sharpest tool in the shed...which is why what you see below doesnt surprise me :)













This is a picture of Miss Spears using her babies head as an airbag.... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways, I think its safe to say she is FU@KED. Plain and simple.

Big Mouth.

This is incredible

This is some pretty incredible shi@t. Everything you see in these pictures are drawings, nothing is real other than the artist in the drawing and the ground on which he creates these masterpieces.

Here is a peek for now, ill post more either later today...or in my next blog.

David.

MY XBOX XPLODED!

Alright, it didnt really explode, but the end result is the same, its broken...very much like my heart right now. I got the circle of doom, the red ring of fire... "WTF are you talking about Big Mouth" many of you are asking"


(well let me fill you in)


See that neon circle in the picture of the xbox 36o, that green circle means that the world is a happy place, all children in the world and fed and clothed, more importantly...I can play my xbox.

Now, when that circle goes red, everything goes bad.... The world is a chaotic hell hole where all children on the planet end up like the kids on facts of life and different strokes, its an awful existance.... More importantly, I cant play my xbox 36o. I literally just shipped it off to xbox headquarters, heaven, where they will put my xbox 36o to rest and...you know, its gonna be *sniffs* [long pause] Sorry, I didnt think it was going to be this tough to write about. damn! I have to get it together! .......... *sobs*


[1o minutes later]


O.K I think I have it under control now, where was I.... Oh yeah, funeral services for my 36o will be held at my place 7:3opm tomorrow evening. All friends of xbox 36o are invited. Now i will begin the mourning of my xbox until I recieve my replacement from Microsoft...then i will let that new xbox 36o sit for another 2 weeks while i further mourn my first born. Teaching my new gaming console the ways of the xbox 36o, its gamers, what it means to be an xbox 36o. He will be my Luke Skywalker and I will be his Yoda (taller and much more handsome tho, oh yeah...and not green. LIKE THE FU@KING CIRCLE ON MY XBOX IS SUPPOSED TO BE)


Big Mouth.