MY XBOX XPLODED!

Alright, it didnt really explode, but the end result is the same, its broken...very much like my heart right now. I got the circle of doom, the red ring of fire... "WTF are you talking about Big Mouth" many of you are asking"


(well let me fill you in)


See that neon circle in the picture of the xbox 36o, that green circle means that the world is a happy place, all children in the world and fed and clothed, more importantly...I can play my xbox.

Now, when that circle goes red, everything goes bad.... The world is a chaotic hell hole where all children on the planet end up like the kids on facts of life and different strokes, its an awful existance.... More importantly, I cant play my xbox 36o. I literally just shipped it off to xbox headquarters, heaven, where they will put my xbox 36o to rest and...you know, its gonna be *sniffs* [long pause] Sorry, I didnt think it was going to be this tough to write about. damn! I have to get it together! .......... *sobs*


[1o minutes later]


O.K I think I have it under control now, where was I.... Oh yeah, funeral services for my 36o will be held at my place 7:3opm tomorrow evening. All friends of xbox 36o are invited. Now i will begin the mourning of my xbox until I recieve my replacement from Microsoft...then i will let that new xbox 36o sit for another 2 weeks while i further mourn my first born. Teaching my new gaming console the ways of the xbox 36o, its gamers, what it means to be an xbox 36o. He will be my Luke Skywalker and I will be his Yoda (taller and much more handsome tho, oh yeah...and not green. LIKE THE FU@KING CIRCLE ON MY XBOX IS SUPPOSED TO BE)


Big Mouth.