"I forgot my fu@king passport"
posted by Big mouth | 11:06 AM
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Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Friday, May 11, 2007
Yet another JOKE!
A frisky couple were trying pull off an afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment…only problem, their 8 year old child.
They devised a plan in which they would give the boy his favorite flavor popsicle and send him out on the balcony to report on neighborhood activities.
He begins his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed "An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments later,"Looks like the Anderson's have company",
"Matt's riding a new bike and it looks like the Sanders are moving."
A lil bit after that the boy yells out, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously asked:
"How do you know they are having sex?"
The boy replies
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
Big Mouth.
They devised a plan in which they would give the boy his favorite flavor popsicle and send him out on the balcony to report on neighborhood activities.
He begins his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed "An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments later,"Looks like the Anderson's have company",
"Matt's riding a new bike and it looks like the Sanders are moving."
A lil bit after that the boy yells out, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!! Dad cautiously asked:
"How do you know they are having sex?"
The boy replies
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
Big Mouth.
posted by Big mouth | 11:40 AM
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Tuesday, May 08, 2007
More COW BELL!
This is a classic - man - I still crack up everytime I watch this shi@t!
"I've gotta have more cow bell!"
Big Mouth.
"I've gotta have more cow bell!"
Big Mouth.
posted by Big mouth | 9:02 AM
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