Canadian Idol makes me GAG!
They should truly call this show Canadian Shit. Immature name, yes…fitting name, ABSOLUTELY. There is only one thing on the face of this planet that I hate more than Canadian Idol… the cast of Canadian Idol!
Lets start with Ben Mulfu@ktard, I wanna kick that tart in the throat everytime I see his goofy grin… Ben is a piece of shi@t, he tries to be funny, fails miserably and laughs it off on stage, but im positive the second the lights go out and he’s backstage, he calls his DADDY, asks him to fire someone, then cries like a lil bi@tch.
Now lets get to the other music industry morons and the washed up chick… I now know why one of them is no longer performing, because she has no aptitude for talent, including her own. The other three dudes must be tone deaf, this is the only conclusion I could come up with, that or mildly retarded…episodes of Canadian Idol are banned in houses with mentally challenged individuals and schizophrenics based on the fact that the performances are directly linked to causing seizures. I had my helmet on stand by when I was watching this steaming pile of feces…just in case.
This show is filled with glorified karaoke singers that I would probably laugh at if I heard them singing at a bar. I blame parents and friends of the artists (and I use the term oh so lightly) for providing them with positive reinforcement instead of pointing and laughing! Instead, these people should have been encouraged towards education, success at something their good at…and pulling the trigger if they ever thought about singing again as a career. If anything, their singing should be reserved for Americas funniest home videos and gag reels on you tube!
Lastly I would like to comment on this Bixby kid, something like that…I give such a lackluster fu@k about this turd, I refuse to google it to verify the name. This kid is 17 something and sings like Elvis, FUCKING ELVIS. ELVIS IS FUCKING DEAD, didn’t we just celebrate his 3oth year of NON EXISTANCE…that’s another blog in itself, celebrating the death of an egotistical, drug using, wife beating piece of shit who could carry a tune. Anyways, this kid dances like he grew up with Elvis, he moved like he had two broken hips and a fu@king hearing aid…it was painful to watch. In fact… I instantly got a headache. If I were anywhere close to suicidal, I would have OFFED myself, no doubt about it… All kidding aside, I did contemplate pouring boiling oil into my ear canals to ensure that I would never hear that fu@ker sing again. Which brings me to the saddest part of the blog.
…He was the best performer of them all.
Big Mouth.
Lets start with Ben Mulfu@ktard, I wanna kick that tart in the throat everytime I see his goofy grin… Ben is a piece of shi@t, he tries to be funny, fails miserably and laughs it off on stage, but im positive the second the lights go out and he’s backstage, he calls his DADDY, asks him to fire someone, then cries like a lil bi@tch.
Now lets get to the other music industry morons and the washed up chick… I now know why one of them is no longer performing, because she has no aptitude for talent, including her own. The other three dudes must be tone deaf, this is the only conclusion I could come up with, that or mildly retarded…episodes of Canadian Idol are banned in houses with mentally challenged individuals and schizophrenics based on the fact that the performances are directly linked to causing seizures. I had my helmet on stand by when I was watching this steaming pile of feces…just in case.
This show is filled with glorified karaoke singers that I would probably laugh at if I heard them singing at a bar. I blame parents and friends of the artists (and I use the term oh so lightly) for providing them with positive reinforcement instead of pointing and laughing! Instead, these people should have been encouraged towards education, success at something their good at…and pulling the trigger if they ever thought about singing again as a career. If anything, their singing should be reserved for Americas funniest home videos and gag reels on you tube!
Lastly I would like to comment on this Bixby kid, something like that…I give such a lackluster fu@k about this turd, I refuse to google it to verify the name. This kid is 17 something and sings like Elvis, FUCKING ELVIS. ELVIS IS FUCKING DEAD, didn’t we just celebrate his 3oth year of NON EXISTANCE…that’s another blog in itself, celebrating the death of an egotistical, drug using, wife beating piece of shit who could carry a tune. Anyways, this kid dances like he grew up with Elvis, he moved like he had two broken hips and a fu@king hearing aid…it was painful to watch. In fact… I instantly got a headache. If I were anywhere close to suicidal, I would have OFFED myself, no doubt about it… All kidding aside, I did contemplate pouring boiling oil into my ear canals to ensure that I would never hear that fu@ker sing again. Which brings me to the saddest part of the blog.
…He was the best performer of them all.
Big Mouth.
posted by Big mouth | 11:32 AM
1 Comments:
Why do I somehow feel responsible for this rant?! LOL
But c'mon, admit it, despite the low-quality entertainment it provided, it was fun making fun of it, wasn't it :)
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