Look ma... no hands!

Check out these moves, she has some definite raw talent...

That peformance was pure genius! That last move, pure genius...completely unexpected.

Big Mouth.

The Imfamous "GRAPE LADY"

If you haven't seen this yet, boy are you in for a treat...LoL. If you have seen this before, you're probably still going to laugh :D I do everytime i see this shi@t.

Dude in the studio "Oh boy, I think she's actually hurt there..."

Big Mouth "You think huh...here's your Pulitzer Prize for Journalism Mr.Obvious. Congratulations!"

The arachnid - and addiction

this was hard for me to post since im a BIG time arachnophobic... I had to watch this sitting way back from the screen and glance away from time to time, but i did it for you...the basement dweller! BMB is about to get educational up on dat azz!

Big Mouth.

D.U.I

Drunk and Undeniably Intoxicated:

The first time i saw this clip on television, I laughed so hard my stomach was sore LoL. I gather this guy wont be challenging his case in court.

Big Mouth.

Man, Fashion is Fu@ked!

Introducing The UGLIEST show on the planet...

"The Sportiletto" I wish this was a joke, but its not. The sad thing, this shoe is getting orders.

Good news ladies, these bad boys are reasonably priced at $14oo.oo

BRITNEY SPEARS IS NOT FAT!

I repeat Brit is NOT fat. People wonder why young gals arent eating, or if they do, they are sticking their fingers down the throat....its when society looks at Bspears, in better shape than the vast majority of females...and people are saying shes fat. If you're really quiet, you can hear the collective puking yacks of young girls all around north america right now.

You have got to be kidding me, she looked pretty damn good to me...outside of the drugged out, "where the fu@k am I" glazed look in her eyes LoL. but common! IF THIS IS FAT (video and pipcs) then I’m a fu@king chubby chaser…cause I wouldn’t mind waking up to that freaking HOT BOD EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE! Oh yeah, let me remind some turds out there that she is a mother of 2… two YOUNG children.

Now am I defending her actions or her style of dress, no… and I truly don’t care about either. Im simply focusing on the fact that its ridiculous that she is getting SHIT on for her weight. Its simply TWISTED…beyond words.

I would love to see the fu@king retards writing these articles, the same douches that would willingly sacrifice their first born to have Britney acknowledge them for 2 seconds, more or less any other attractive female on this planet. Or the not so confident female journalist who deep down inside wishes she had tens of millions of men around the planet think that SHE was the shi@t

To finish off the ordeal, miss SILVERMAN is taking digs at Brit as well…granted, it was amusing. What wasn’t amusing is that BRITNEY SPEARS was there, we are talking about a mental patient here, an obviously traumatized young lady...what was Silverman really trying to accomplish, sending Spears back to the institution?! I just thought it was lacking in good taste, in fact, it was flat out mean…nobody wants to have their kids called MISTAKES, especially not on National TV.

And this is Hollywood people, the human race at its finest…when someone is down, make sure to kick em even harder so they stay that way. Heartless fu@ks in that industry and they should all take a real good hard look within, possibly think about taking that pen they fancy so much and piercing their cold hearts with it….this kinda garbage makes me want to puke. Im not even a huge Spears fan, don’t care much for her antics…but its obvious that she is a tortured soul right now, SCREAMING at the top of her lungs for help…and what does she receive, criticism and ridicule.

Wonderful.

Big Mouth.

History repeats itself...again.

How come everytime history repeats itself, it seems to be in a negative fashion LoL.

My xbox 36o is godly to me and months back, my xbox 36o gave me the RING OF DEATH ( as mentioned in a previous post ) Basically, my xbox DIED...only to be resurrected like Christ himself and then returned to me :D

Last week it was pink eye, this week its my xbox 36o...both fates suffered previously not all that long ago...the fun never stops. This blog is starting to look like a self made prophecy LoL... I should start writing about being rich and my penis tasting like peanut butter with chocolate ejaculate, my reeses penis.... dont worry, ill eventually squeeze in world peace and all that SHIT.

LoL.

Big Mouth.

Pink eye still sucks....

This is a post from February 1oth of this year - CLICK HERE!

This is also how my eye looks once again.

This is why you shouldnt rub your eyes when they hurt.

This time around I have a wedding in one day to attend.

This is what happens when youre BRAIN gets so MASSIVE, that it starts pushing your eyeball out of your head.

Big Mouth.

Men and their cars...

Let me start off by saying “This is not a picture of me, nor of my car” LoL!

Now that I have got that out of the way, let me follow up with this "I LOVE MY CAR" I really do…but just like love of any nature, its only because of that undying love that its able to hurt you so bad in return.

I’ve been driving the same make and model of car since I started driving. The first one I wrapped around a pole, the second one is the vehicle that I have now. I went thru roughly 3 engines, a shi@t load of parts, a couple of hoods and rads from bum fu@king another vehicle in rear end collisions…you get the picture.

Now that I’m a more cautious driver, I don’t have a lot of those problems anymore…instead, I have the wear and tear issues of having a unique 17 year old vehicle that looks pretty damn good. It just seems that everything is so complicated when it comes to fixing it. The world is so deeply involved in “what’s new” that even the car manufacturer that branded its name on my vehicle, didn’t even have it in its registry. RIDICULOUS!

I’m going to give my car one more chance…the only reason I have kept it this long is because it has sentimental value and I also feel party responsible because I lowered the car and that has been the cause of many issues throughout the years. Turns out that to correct my latest problems, which would be raising my car back up to avoid future problems…is going to be about as expensive as it was to have it lowered in the first place.

Big Mouth.