Let it snow, Let it snow... who gives a FU@K!?
Know what I hate the most about a major snowfall like the southeast of Ontario just had…nope, not all the snow, guess again. Nope, not the accidents and slowdowns and stuff….one more guess. NO YOU FU@KING RETARD, ITS NOT THE SHOVELLING AND SHI@T.
IT’S THE FACT THAT NOBODY SHUTS THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE GODDAMN SNOW…OH MY GOD. If I hear one more comment like, “what about all that snow” or “man, crazy storm, eh” I’m going to kick them right in the fu@king adams apple.
If you talk to most about WORLD PEACE or ABORTION, the ENVIRONMENT…you would be lucky to get a 2 minute compelling conversation going…. But WHOA, watch out if it fu@king snows….EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT. Crystallized water, like common…seriously, every time it snows like this…its like someone REINVENTED the fu@king wheel or something. Im pretty sure, most get more excited about the freaking snow, then cave men did when they discovered fire. Its pretty ridiculous, you would think it was snowing $2o fu@king bills…if that were the case, THEN I WOULD GET PRETTY FU@KING EXCITED!
Til then, its looking like a white Christmas… whooptie fu@king doooooo!
* twirls finger above head *
Big Mouth.
IT’S THE FACT THAT NOBODY SHUTS THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE GODDAMN SNOW…OH MY GOD. If I hear one more comment like, “what about all that snow” or “man, crazy storm, eh” I’m going to kick them right in the fu@king adams apple.
If you talk to most about WORLD PEACE or ABORTION, the ENVIRONMENT…you would be lucky to get a 2 minute compelling conversation going…. But WHOA, watch out if it fu@king snows….EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT. Crystallized water, like common…seriously, every time it snows like this…its like someone REINVENTED the fu@king wheel or something. Im pretty sure, most get more excited about the freaking snow, then cave men did when they discovered fire. Its pretty ridiculous, you would think it was snowing $2o fu@king bills…if that were the case, THEN I WOULD GET PRETTY FU@KING EXCITED!
Til then, its looking like a white Christmas… whooptie fu@king doooooo!
* twirls finger above head *
Big Mouth.
posted by Big mouth | 11:18 AM
2 Comments:
You're obviously NOT shoveling it every few hours... It's all relative, isn't it?
The reason people talk so much about the weather is because it enables them to engage in a relatable topic of conversation. Regardless of how deep the topic might be, at least they are taking time to converse at all. The fact that these people even took the time to "try" and be polite by instigating a conversation with your obvious sarcastic, inflated and over zealous sense of self is beyond me. Learn to be gracious and appreciate the smaller things in life such as a meagre form of social human interaction (this includes conversations about the shit-load of snow that just fell) and stop wasting your typing energy on getting frustrated over something so fucking insignificant.
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