- Easter Bunny and Friends -

Easter is now done. Jesus has died and has risen once again, the celebration complete! Back to work for most which of course SUCKS, but then again for most, its another short work week.
Easter is good for a few things:

• not 1, but 2 short work weeks
• family ( for some thins may be a bad thing )
• awesome food
• for the ladies - CHOCOLATE
• telling kids that the easter bunny got caught in a bear trap on the way over and DIED

O.K maybe that last one was a lil overboard LoL. But it brought a smile to my face :D

When is it a bad thing for kids to believe in the Easter bunny, Santa and the Tooth fairy. Of course, no parent wants to be the one responsible for crushing the fantasies that THEY log jammed into their childrens brains!

I remember this one kid i knew, he was 1o and still believed in Santa... I dont know whats worse, having to tell the kid that theres no such thing as Santa, or having him get beat down and wedgied every holiday. BIG MOUTH says, save them the severe beatings and anal tortures! If the child asks you about one of these fictional characters, they are already having doubts...just let them down easy, better you tell them then someone else. Then tell them to keep it a secret so you dont disappoint others kids that still might believe in such childish things. That way you are being honest and at the same time, making them feel like they are growing up. Kind of a surprising and sensitive way for BIG MOUTH to handle things huh. I have a heart. In fact, I ripped it out of my own chest and keep it in a jar by the fireplace.

Hope you had a GREAT EASTER - enjoy the short work week, again - and EAT DIRT.

David.