HAPPY EASTER!
Easter, out of all the holiday's this is the one i understand the least. ok maybe i should restate that. Easter, out of all the holidays is the one i GRASP the least. This is what i know.
Jesus dies - bad
Jesus is resurrected - good
How chocolate and the EASTER bunny came about, i have no fu@king clue! There is one thing that BIG MOUTH here will not complain about when it comes to JESUS DYING... GREAT FU@KING GRUB! man, the food is incredible...
when i was a kid i used to go to church around this time of year, i have no idea why... my parnets always forced me into that kinda deal. I had to go to sunday school until i was in grade 7, then my parents gave me the authority to quit if i wanted to, so i did... like who the fu@k wouldnt. I wanted to eventually grow up and meet girls, very hard to do if youre still in sunday school in grade nine and shit. didnt really matter tho, turns out i was a pretty ugly lil bastard until i matured a few years down the road. of course, when i say matured i obviously mean physically... cause im now in my late 20's and im still a fu@king moron, but a moron with a BIG MOUTH.
My mother is very religious, so easter is a HUGE deal for her... i dont get it. I dont get excited about any holiday really. If it will get me a day off work, its one of my favorite holidays. If I have to work that holiday, it can lick my balls. of course when i say balls, what i really mean is:
my testicles.
David.
Jesus dies - bad
Jesus is resurrected - good
How chocolate and the EASTER bunny came about, i have no fu@king clue! There is one thing that BIG MOUTH here will not complain about when it comes to JESUS DYING... GREAT FU@KING GRUB! man, the food is incredible...
when i was a kid i used to go to church around this time of year, i have no idea why... my parnets always forced me into that kinda deal. I had to go to sunday school until i was in grade 7, then my parents gave me the authority to quit if i wanted to, so i did... like who the fu@k wouldnt. I wanted to eventually grow up and meet girls, very hard to do if youre still in sunday school in grade nine and shit. didnt really matter tho, turns out i was a pretty ugly lil bastard until i matured a few years down the road. of course, when i say matured i obviously mean physically... cause im now in my late 20's and im still a fu@king moron, but a moron with a BIG MOUTH.
My mother is very religious, so easter is a HUGE deal for her... i dont get it. I dont get excited about any holiday really. If it will get me a day off work, its one of my favorite holidays. If I have to work that holiday, it can lick my balls. of course when i say balls, what i really mean is:
my testicles.
David.
posted by Big mouth | 3:09 PM
2 Comments:
I'm no Jesus/Easter freak but I think there's a rebirth thing with the egg in a symbolic kinda way which leads to an "Easter Egg" or bunny theme.
O i C ...
My BIG Brain never came up with that analogy.
good one :)
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