HDTV 4 ME

This week is blistering by fast, soon its going to be the weekend and im finally going to take the plunge and purchase a HDTV. I cant wait - i find it hard not to giggle like a lil girl when i think about it LoL (or should i say, tee hee hee)

The only reason i want the HDTV is for my xbox 360 which was designed for High Definition capability. I've been wanting one for the past year or so and im pulling the trigger and hopefully my father will finance me if i put a good load of cash up front...

oh yeah, my father doesnt know i need him to finance it yet, tee hee hee...

David.

IT's MY BIRFDAY...

Well, today is the day...the day i turned 29, FUCK! Getting old my friend, time goes by so quickly. Never did i think i would see this day, for some odd reason when i was younger, i never thought i would live past the age of 25...just one of those silly things you work up in your brain.

Well here i am BRAIN, grey hair in the goat and on the top of my head...Dayum!

Funny when youre a kid, you never think about turning 29 or 30...more or less 40. Truth is, a child cant fully comprehend age, you have to live more to understand what the aging process is all about. Next time you see a kid, ask them how old they think you are...chances are they will toss out something like 1oo LoL, that or a number that they are familiar with, like 10. They dont have a fucking clue, why...cause they dont give a fuck. they have bigger fish to fry, like ... should i be Ken or Barbie, eating boogers, touching their privates and soiling themselves.

I watch this vessel, my body...grow older, yet i still feel like a child inside, I have a young soul.

Bring on 30 Fuckers!

David.

I'm way tired...

What a busy weekend! In case you didnt know, and you probably dont... I will be celebrating a birthday in the next couple of days. Because of this, my family requires my time in order to bring in yet another year with their son. I have no problem with this of course :) Unfotunately, between that and other plans, it felt like I was running in circles!

I got home late saturday afternoon, watched a ball game with dad then met up with friends right after the game ended. Got home later that night and went to bed, YaY. Had a broken sleep kinda night and off I go again to head out for the day, soon im heading back home to meet my mother because we are going to be meeting up with some of her friends who are going to be taking me out for my Birthday Dinner. I had a $30 Steak LoL. Yes, it was fu@king awesome! The night finished up and back home i go. Played some video games for a lil bit then it was off to bed for another crumby sleep.

But it was nice to get back home for the first time in a few weeks and see my family. Heres another positive note, my dog is finally feeling better. Im guessing whatever she had eventaully ran its course, 2 months later!

David.

"Life is good" - Gord Bamford -

I can't wait for the weekend to begin, im way tired this week and didnt hit the gym as effectively as usual. My eating habits slid a bit as well, but im still pretty much ahead of my fitness schedule. Its pretty much time to throw away the scale because im gaining muscle, i got down to about 194, the lightest i have been in about 2 years, then i jumped up to 198 and i cant seem to shake it down to under 195. Im trying to keep the muscle lean and avoid becoming a meat head LoL.

I'm looking good, feeling good and soon to be back home for the first time in 3 weeks...I can't wait to get home and see my mom. I miss her a lot and im looking forward to sitting down with her over a good meal and let her talk about her new house that she loves so much LoL. I get to see my lil doggy too, YaY...I miss her too lol.

all and all things are going well, minus the fact that the HOT WATER got cut off at the house...but thats a whole other BLOG of its own, and i rather not get started lol...feel free to ask thought if you wanna feel my pain.

David.

Larry the Cable Guy: Food Inspector

I'm guessing that this movie is supposed to be kept refridgerated, because its stinking up the fu@king shelves of your local movie rental establishment.

This movie fu@king sucks hardcore, to the point that youre almost forcing yourself to laugh in order to justify yourself picking up such a piece of shiat in the first place. I dunno why i even bother with flicks like this anymore...making me partially as stupid as the movie is.

From beginning to end this movie sucked. When you rely on fart noises and such to get your largest laughs, you know you dont have any fucking talent. This is where Larry the Cable Guy steps in.

I dont understand people that are so talented in one area waste their energy on other things that they completely suck at. Imagine if Larry would just focus all his energy on being a fat, lazy, smelly fu@king redneck, he would be unstoppable, but Noooooooooooooooo! Larry, youre a funny kid...but youre not an actor, quit kidding yourself you fu@king putz. Same with Rappers, you rap...most of you cant read, stick to rapping. Leave the acting to the pros you Denzel wannabe's.

Thats my rant.

Big Mouth.

Big mouth goes Blue collar

Here's the deal, against all the moral fibre in my body...but i went along with it anyways. I'm not big with the whole REDNECK thing, personally I find it offensive because a REDNECK to me, means somebody who doesn't care much for people of an ETHNIC BACKGROUND. If you dont agree with my line of thought, talk to wikepedia.com as explained HERE.

Now I fully understand that this is not the case with the whole blue collar comedy and such, which is why I went out and rented the movie. The reason why I didnt really want to in the first place is because i would assume that it would be incredibly slap stick, cliche and probably not that funny overall.

Regardless, I'll let ya know how it turns out tomorrow.

Eat Dirt,

Big Mouth.

Country Grammar

Common Quotes when living in the sticks:

• That's just the way thing are around here...
• Giver!
• Wanna beer?
• Want another BEER!?
• Lets do a SHOT!
• Holy FUCK...I'm HAMMERED!
• NO! I don't want "dial up"
• You told me you weren't married.
• Lets go "cut some hay..."
• I'm allergic to laytex

BIG MOUTH HAS SPOKEN.

message for msn'ers - Part Deux

This is one thing i really have a hard time understanding. why do msn'ers keep their account active when they go to sleep.

messages like "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" or "sleeping"

O.K thats fu@king great. so what youre saying is not only are you not at your computer, but you arent going to be at your computer until the NEXT DAY... so what's the point of having your msn on?

Humor me at least - something like "taking a dump" or "fantasizing about greased up naked midgets covered in feathers" ... maybe "brb, im killing grandma" you know, something with spunk!

Enough from me tho "i'll be back later" ... I'm off to shave my back hair.

- Big Mouth -

what a great weekend...

I can't recall a weekend in which i had partied so much. For the mostpart i have taken it pretty easy, maybe heading out once a week to the bar. Here and there I have headed out more then once a week, but didn't drink. Well this weekend blew that trend away.

Live music + Booze + Good people = Good times!

The weather was awesome all weekend as well. One of those times that things are so good, even the air tastes like candy.

Anyone else do anything interesting this weekend?

David.

message for those who use msn

If you dont wish to be bothered by annoying people on your friends list messaging when youre not around. Possibly just wanting to eat in peace without paged every 15 seconds -or- simply not wanting to be bothered. Period!

Here's what you do:

LOG THE FU@K OFF!!!

Big Mouth.

another clip - sit back and relax

I have been listening to this clip over the past couple of days. It's a beautiful melody and I figured that I should share it with the BIG MOUTH FAITHFUL! So here you go and i hope you enjoy it as much as i have over the last lil while.



David.