The Big 3o :D

I'm going to start today off by letting you know that today, is my birthday...im the BIG 3-o. To be quite honest, it doesn't bother be a bit. I already have the salt and pepper that the ladies seem to find incredibly sexy, i'm in better shape at 3o than i was at 2o and i'm satisfied with where i'm situated in life.

The reasoning for the brief outlining about is because i'm about to share a poem with you that would probably lead you to believe that my becoming 3o is both distressful and depressing to me...simply stated, its not LoL. If anything, this is a lil bit of self exploration...just because i'm satisfied with where I am and what I have in life, that doesn't mean I don't aspire for more :D

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I sit in my chair.

Reflecting…exploring myself for substance, my arms waving wildly in my mind, trying to catch a fleeting thought, an understanding of the emptiness inside. My hand travels wearily to my forehead, my fingers spread wide, blanketing my face…hiding from my emotions, in the anticipation of what I don’t want to know.

So silent.

An uncomfortable quiet.

…I can hear myself breathe…

Struggling for an understanding, not wanting to roam without purpose, but stride confidently towards the essence of who I am.

Thinking…possibly my heart and mind have become intertwined, with hurt, confusion and lack of confession lying between the two. I must mend the broken bridge of long ago, for this route is as rickety as my storied past, with each plank….representing a piece of my heart, slowly buckling under the weight of my brainstorms, influencing every shaky step.

Afraid to fall, I don’t dare travel any further.
The fear narrows my mind, forcing the realization once not wanted, to the surface…singing inspiration to my soul.

The melody moves me to gather my inner strength and rebuild my bridge, to make it strong and enduring to trust in its passage. Wanting for someone special to follow in my path and to dance across the pieces of my heart, without hesitation…ending up safely on the other side

… in my arms.
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Worst car commercial EVER!

The more i watched this video, the funnier it got for me LoL... "we have red cars, black cars..."

Big Mouth.

Canadian Idol makes me GAG!

They should truly call this show Canadian Shit. Immature name, yes…fitting name, ABSOLUTELY. There is only one thing on the face of this planet that I hate more than Canadian Idol… the cast of Canadian Idol!

Lets start with Ben Mulfu@ktard, I wanna kick that tart in the throat everytime I see his goofy grin… Ben is a piece of shi@t, he tries to be funny, fails miserably and laughs it off on stage, but im positive the second the lights go out and he’s backstage, he calls his DADDY, asks him to fire someone, then cries like a lil bi@tch.

Now lets get to the other music industry morons and the washed up chick… I now know why one of them is no longer performing, because she has no aptitude for talent, including her own. The other three dudes must be tone deaf, this is the only conclusion I could come up with, that or mildly retarded…episodes of Canadian Idol are banned in houses with mentally challenged individuals and schizophrenics based on the fact that the performances are directly linked to causing seizures. I had my helmet on stand by when I was watching this steaming pile of feces…just in case.

This show is filled with glorified karaoke singers that I would probably laugh at if I heard them singing at a bar. I blame parents and friends of the artists (and I use the term oh so lightly) for providing them with positive reinforcement instead of pointing and laughing! Instead, these people should have been encouraged towards education, success at something their good at…and pulling the trigger if they ever thought about singing again as a career. If anything, their singing should be reserved for Americas funniest home videos and gag reels on you tube!

Lastly I would like to comment on this Bixby kid, something like that…I give such a lackluster fu@k about this turd, I refuse to google it to verify the name. This kid is 17 something and sings like Elvis, FUCKING ELVIS. ELVIS IS FUCKING DEAD, didn’t we just celebrate his 3oth year of NON EXISTANCE…that’s another blog in itself, celebrating the death of an egotistical, drug using, wife beating piece of shit who could carry a tune. Anyways, this kid dances like he grew up with Elvis, he moved like he had two broken hips and a fu@king hearing aid…it was painful to watch. In fact… I instantly got a headache. If I were anywhere close to suicidal, I would have OFFED myself, no doubt about it… All kidding aside, I did contemplate pouring boiling oil into my ear canals to ensure that I would never hear that fu@ker sing again. Which brings me to the saddest part of the blog.

…He was the best performer of them all.

Big Mouth.

LIBERTY 45

Funny spoof of the Freedom 55 commercials from a few years back :D Very funny clip....

Big Mouth.

Back 2 Boobies

I flew right back into my gym routine yesterday, and BOY…are my arms ever sore BWHAHAHAHA! No, seriously…my muscles are hurting but it’s a good kinda pain, no complaints. Lets me know that my body is reacting to the weights and giving me the pump that I want to motivate me!

Tomorrow I work on my man titties…there is no better pump then working out your chest, which is probably why you see so many weird looking bodies out there during the summer months LoL. Dudes that are all chest with teenie tiny arms, a lot of the time it just looks awkward…I remember some dude in the gym telling me the reason he was working his chest so hard during the winter is because it’s the only thing that people could see. I know, that doesn’t make much sense huh…imagine MY face when he’s saying it.

Ive had two months outside of the gym, I have kept my weight at 19o and generally look pretty good, maybe just a tad smaller, although my definition has improved as well. Maybe from all the time I gave my body to heal by staying OUT of the gym for a lil bit.

Now all I have to do is get my diet under control :D

David.

TRIUMPH THE DOG

If you have never heard of TRIUMPH im guessing that youre not a late night kinda person, that...or you dont care for Connan Obrien (understandable) But what this show does offer is a great segment now and then which consists of a rubber dog and one of the most clever, not to mention hilarious individuals that I have ever encountered on TV. what youre about to see is TRIUMPH at his peak a few years back...he was invited to do the weather for a television station, LIVE (BIG MISTAKE)

Obviously this station didnt do its research...if it had, this would have never gone live to air. Luckily they didnt know their stuff, hence this masterpiece and a lot of free press!

Big Mouth.

756

its a Magical number, the number that will give the individual that achieves it baseball immortality...that immortality now bestowed upon Barry Bonds (like him or not)

I just happened to catch it on a television station minutes ago while switching screens between the puter and getting ready to put a disk in my beloved xbox 36o. I caught it completely by accident, and i knew when i did...something special was going to happen. That something special DID happen...i saw BONDS break history by becoming the all time homerun leader!

a real classy move was made by HANK AARON who previously said that his comment is that he wasnt going to make a comment regarding his record being broken, but minutes after the record was broken...a recorded message from Mr AARON reverberated throughout the ballpark on the BIG SCREEN congratulating BONDS on his accomplishment. Now would i rather see the record go to someone else other than BONDS, yes.... Do i think AARON has a better character to hold such a prestigious record, absolutely!

one thing that i did realize tho is that it was something incredible to watch regardless who did it and the circumstances around it (steroids and such) Truth is, and i never thought i would say this until right this moment... it doesnt matter if he did or not, its still an incredible feat...thats statement is something i would have shit on someone for saying about 15 minutes ago, but thats really how i feel.

AARON will still be the champ in my eyes, the greatest homerun hitter of all time...Barry Bonds simply holds the record. The truth is, it doesnt matter who holds that incredible number of 756, because its just that...a number, Bonds may have used steroids.... but one thing that we know for sure is that AARON didnt. That alone, gives HANK the upper hand...there is no controversy surrounding AARON, that and he did it in racially motivated times!

It boils down to this, AARON did it with class....BONDS did it like an ass. THATS whats going to separate him and HANK in the history...the LEGACY behind the players, and the fact that HANK AARON did it like a TRUE champion.

David.

are you KIDDING me....

What a hot week of weather, ridiculous in fact….TOO FU@KING HOT. I have Jamaican bloodlines, I can take the heat, but this is insane! I’m also the one to always say I rather have a hot day in summer then a cold day in winter…at this point, I hate to say it, I won’t say it…but you know I’m feeling it :D

Anyone that wants to dispute global warming can kiss my sweaty ass! The planet is getting hotter, we are seeing weather patterns in areas of the world that never existed previously and overall, natural disasters are at an all time high. I’m afraid of what this world will suffer, its ultimate fate…and how much closer we are to that point and time than most would expect. When I’m an old man I hope that the problems that we suffer through today will be remedied.

I will tell you this one thing for sure, taking a quick gander back through history…you will often come by odd scenarios, thinking to yourself…why did this civilization do this, or why did they do that…almost seems asinine, then you have “us” modern day society that can send a fu@king man to the moon, a rover to mars and created a telescope that can view the beginning of our universe…YET, we can’t throw our own waste in a garbage bin, separate our plastics from our paper and flick of a simple switch when we aren’t using a light/power source.

We will be one of those embarrassments in history if we can’t fix our fatal flaws, which is consumption, mostly OVER consumption and our failure to replenish the resources in which we exploit. Centuries from now, if our civilization survives…they will look back at these times and probably think that we were fu@king morons.

Our planet is in crisis, our polar caps melting and the planet evolving into a spherical oven….so what do we do, we DITCH the ELECTRIC CAR and invest that money into building HUMMERS! That in itself is IDIOTIC…take into consideration that an example like that is just the tip of the iceberg, man…aren't we a clever bunch, huh.

You want to see for yourself what a mind fu@k this kinda stuff really is? check out WHO KILLED THE ELECTRIC CAR...you will shake your head, in fact...its really hard to comprehend the ignorance behind it all. This is ONE example of many, its all around us... and they arent CONSPIRACRY THEORIES, this kinda shi@t happens EVERYDAY.

BIG MOUTH!

a GREAT weekend on the HORIZON!

Again, ive strayed away from blogging…so lil going on in my day to day life, yet so much going on inside my head. Life is good, no complaints….its not like that; but I have slowly worked myself into a rut. Now its not necessarily an awful rut, but a rut nonetheless…its just getting a lil repetitive.

Hopefully this weekend will help remedy that some, I will be taking my mother to montreal to watch the rogers cup (mens tennis) She loves to watch tennis on tv so I figured why not surprise her and take her to montreal on the weekend and bring her to see it LIVE. Ive decided to keep the entire thing a secret telling her nothing more other than to keep her weekend open…I cant wait to see the look on her face when we get to the stadium. I think shes going to beam and it puts a smile on my face just thinking about it lol…my mother is awesome.

I can never give back enough for all the love, support and compassion that she has devoted to me throughout my lifetime. I made a conscience decision to try and give back more with her, trying not to make money an issue…if im going to spend money on anything, nothing could be more worthwhile then spending it on your mother, the one that bought me reebok pumps when they were cool, levis 5o1’s and vuarnet shirts LoL!

David.