Pussies...

Man I HATE pussy...cats!

Here is my story. I love animals, almost every animal on the face of gods green earth that I have encountered. Cats are one of those animals that I just can't Fu@king stand...anything thats a slave to a piece of string dangling in the air, is a useless sack of shi@t as far as im concerned.

Anyways, I get home and noticed that on the bottom floor of my complex, there was a lil black kitten staring at me...at first I figured the turd somehow got out of someones apartment, so I was hesitant to do anything. Thats until I noticed a second lil kitty, similar in size and color to the first one, at the other end of the hallway. So i decided to take the little bastards into my home. DID I MENTION I HATE CATS.

I posted a note on the front door saying that I had found 2 kitten in the hallways and if you want them back to please contact me...well this morning, the letter had been torn down. I was like, WTF...it's obvious that someone doesn't want these kitties found, so it's looking like I'm going to have to skin them myself and eat the meat or feed em to a friends snake....whatever.

All i know for sure is that they cant stay with me long. I fed them, threw down some newspaper and let them relax in the bathroom...everytime I let them roam around, they got into my shit, pulled at things, I wanted to step on their teeenie weeeenie lil heads....aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

Well, if anyone wants pussy...cats, that is...lemme know.

Big Mouth.