Big Mouth's Basement

welcome to my pad...ok, my basement LoL! I must stress that im a vulgar individual that lacks tact and common sense. chances are something on this site will eventually offend you... and thats, ok. This is where i come to speak my mind, share a lil bit of my insanity and basically...relax my BIG brain and run my mouth about useless topics.

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Location: Canada

Here is the deal. I love to STIR the SHIT POT lol. Sometimes I like to write poetry, sometimes I like to share some deep inner thoughts -BUT- for the mostpart, I just like to brainstorm...that's why I love being a BIG MOUTH. What I like even more is FEEDBACK. Please leave a comment and I would love to have some spirited discussion on any topic, then CRUSH you with my BIG BRAIN! So check out the blog, stay awhile and come back often. Have a great time - eat dirt. all material is copywrited.

Monday, July 28, 2008

...a little bit of BEAUTIFUL

I dont know exactly what youre going to get out of this video, but i think the beauty resonates throughout. Regardless, I hope it inspires you to find "youre" beautiful...today.

David.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Richard Simmons Rules!


Big Mouth

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Top 5 @ the Box Office!

The Dark Knight is finally here, and with a record breaking box office debut becoming the highest grossing weekend release of all time @ 155 million dollars. And of course, all the buzz is around Heith Ledger, his great portrayal of the JOKER…and the fact that he’s no longer with us.

Well let me tell you something about Heith , if Heith was alive, and had to continuously listen to all this premature Oscar buzz every 2 seconds, he would be happy be was dead.

ENOUGH ALREADY!

A surprise debut for MAMA MIA, at least for me…cause I think musicals fu@king BLOW! The movie is running along smoothly, everyone is talking…alright, I can handle this. Then the second the movie gets serious, they start singing about shit. Example:

Lil Johnny was playing on the railroad tracks and gets hit by a train and severs his legs from his body… would you call 911…or would I start singing and dancing while the lil mother fu@ker bled to death? WHAT THE FU@K!

In the middle of the top 5 - Hancock, what bad can I say about Will "white boy" Smith and Hancock… I guess most black people should just be happy that he’s just a wino and not a fu@king crack head, like most movies like to portray black people… I haven’t seen this movie, but im guessing Hancock is at the very least, a crack baby.

Journey to the center of the earth is in at number 4…and I know about as much about this movie, as I do the inner workings of my anus. I know that it’s a movie, and I know my anus is where pooh comes from. Both have something in common, they reek of shit.

Rounding out the top five is HELLBOY II, the golden army…and Ron "fu@king" Pearlman!
A sense of humor according to RON PEARLMAN:

“It’s simply one of the ESSENTIALS, its like FOOD, its like, its like water…its like, ya know…its like culture”

This is about the driest interview I have seen in my life, Ron Pearlmans interview evaporated the piss from my bladder. I could put out a bowl of grapes at a Ron Pearlman interview, and by the time he was done...it would be a bowl of grapes! and what the fuck is MORASS?! speak english bitch! Youre in a movie called HELLBOY II jackass, not a fu@king documentary on dryness and words that nobody ever fu@king uses.

When it comes to movies, ill stick to porn....

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

"You make my Di@k Itch" Awards...

There are some people in this world that make my dick itch, I cant stand them, what THEY stand for...and cant wait til they are no longer standing, LAYING 6 feet under. Staying with that number (6) I will countdown the six people that make my dick itch the most:

6 - Paris Hilton, I cant stand the twat...this chick has been spoon fed from day one, too bad it wasnt food you malnutrition bitch. Would someone please cram a burger down this girls throat... Oh, wait... I forgot, Paris Hilton is a VEGETARIAN... I mean, when shes not starring in viral videos downing mouthfuls of man sausage. SLUT!

5 - Ben Mulroney, I cant stand this guys BIG GOOFY GRIN...every time I hear this co@ksucker talk, i want to kick him in the fu@king esophagus. This guy is OVERRATED and untalented, a dead goldfish could beat Mulroney in a talent contest. Worst of all, he is one of those annoying people that think they are witty, charming and funny at the same time. Ben reminds me of the kinda person you cant stand talking to because they are constantly referencing SEINFELD episodes and asking you if you "REMEMBER WHEN HOMER SAID" on the Simpsons. Bens balance in the world is somewhere in between last place special olympic participants, and fermented dog shit.

4 - Bill O'Reilly, yeah...from the Bill O'Reilly show. This is the FU@K up im talking about:




This mother fu@ker should be tied down and have the living shit kicked out of him. What a jackass, typical Loud Mouth (not BIG MOUTH so dont even go there, bitch) A self proclaimed KNOW IT ALL that cant read off a fu@king teleprompter, or understand industry words in the field he works in. So what does Bill do when he doenst know how to do something, or understand whats going on around him, or disagrees with what youre saying...he throws a hissy fit then screams likes a fu@king mad man. Yeah, you looked pretty intelligent there Bill. Your show deserves two awards, THIS ONE...the YOU MAKE MY DICK ITCH AWARD...and the cast of the O'Reilly Factor, first...for not banding together and cutting off your testicles and feeding them to you - secondly, specifically...the editors who make you APPEAR to be a civil man, when in truth...youre a shaved down prehistoric monkey man that rants and raves, throwing your opinions/ feces every which way! Youre the kinda childish fu@ktard that plugs their ears and goes *Lalalalalalalalalala* when you dont want to hear someone elses point of view. Bill, I hope you get hit by a fu@king bus.

3 - Hitler. I know, not number one... numero uno must be a REAL DICK! *nods*

I dont care what anyone says, Hitler was gay...do some research and look how this dudes poses for pictures. I think he came up with the HEIL so he didnt have to wave, because in every picture i see of this man waving, he looks like the fu@king queen of England. I cant express my distaste for Hitler in words... I would have to sit down with him over coffee or something, ya know. While he was tied down and I was taking a steamer on his lips...then I would let everyone else take a turn.


2 - Anyone, who disagrees with number 3 and his modern day counterpart....which brings me to The BIG DOG, with a small brain: but sometimes I wonder if thats what he just wants people to believe. Ill explain why, after i reveal NUMBER ONE * DRUMROLL *

#1 GEORGE W BUSH...Another mass murderer, with the same agenda as Dick Itch number 3.
He looks like a total moron, every time he talks...he only reinforces that fact. But, could he be behind THE most Heinous CRIME/CONSPIRACY in American history, the 9-11 attacks. As far as im concerned, without a shadow of a doubt...the US government had at the very least, SOME knowledge of the attacks that fateful september 11th that tens of thousands still suffer from today, physically...not to mention the 2ooo+ that died IN the buildings, the countless FIRST RESPONDERS that have died/dying, the MILLIONS of people that it had a ripple effect on by leaving us with the feeling that our hearts were being pulled from our chests, the emotional trauma...which is SO SEVERE, that most cant even comprehend that any government would do such a thing - EVEN WHEN THE FACTS POINT IN ONE DIRECTION...and that would be, inwards...9'11 was an INSIDE JOB.

For anyone that wants to challenge the facts, I challenge you to do your research...to watch THIS DOCUMENTARY <-------- (click the link), and tell me otherwise. This is NOT a hokey pokey lah dee dah documentary, its a serious piece of media.
When you are finished watching, dont write me asking me questions, instead...ASK YOUR GOVERNMENT, the govt that has YET TO OPEN AN OFFICIAL INVESTIGATION into the attacks. Ill ask you this, if someone in your family member was killed/maimed/murdered...would you, at the very least want an investigation...the obvious answer would be, "YES" Then explain to me how there could be a TERRORIST ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL, and nobody in the WHITE HOUSE wants to know, "WHY" they dont need to ask questions because they know EXACTLY what happened.

GEORGE BUSH, if the earth had a dick...you would make it ITCH, you make GODS dick itch. You are a dispicable piece of garbage, and if garbage could talk...im sure they would object with the comparison. You are nothing to me. I just hope you say your prayers each and every night and I hope, one day...whether it be tomorrow, or on your death bed. that you tell the TRUTH. Something youre obviously not that good at keeping tabs on.....


Big Mouth.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Just checking in

Alright, its another Monday... *waves at Monday* "Hey buddy! go FU@K yourself..." Got that outta the way, i feel better now. Im hoping all your smaller mouths had a good one, I had a wonderful weekend, good times, few beers and i didnt wake up naked on someones lawn. Thats pretty much my criteria for good times :) simple.

I feel pretty good as of late, good energy...some personal bests in the gym and getting back into the swing with my reading. Now if i can just stick to the blogs and possibly writing some poetry. Its raining today, which is kinda nice...hopefully it will relax some of the humidity we have been experiencing as of late.

Anyways, i really dont have much to say today...just figured I would stop in and say hello. so, "hello" now eat dirt.

Big Mouth.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

TURN OUT THE LIGHTS, OR ILL KNOCK YOUR LIGHTS OUT!

Why does this seem to be so hard for most of you putz’s! Im really curious, honestly…here is my understanding of this issue, you are either:

a) Lazy
b) Ignorant
c) Lazy and fu@king Ignorant

It takes a single action to flick a light switch, FUTHERMORE…its right by the goddamn room youre leaving, cant make it much more easy than that. I could understand if the light switch was on the ceiling, in a aquarium filled with rodents or arachnids…or if you had to blow a sheep in order to get the 8o year old Sheppard to leave his land and travel many miles…just to get to your house, to TURN THE FU@KING LIGHTS OFF!

I can understand when youre a kid, I remember my parents always telling me to turn the lights off when I left a room…big fu@king whoop, at that age, you cant grasp the GLOBAL consequences. Now, you know better…but you decide to revert to being a pig headed lil child again, Im guessing for many, they just don’t want to be told WHAT TO DO. They are grown, and if they want to waste energy, RAPE the planet…and put more money in the pockets of the government that’s fu@king us over every single day.

Did you know: by just switching off one bulb for one hour every day. You would conserve enough energy to power one months worth of evening TV viewing.

That should make for a great incentive, sitting around watching TV doing jack shi@t is right up your alley…and all you have to do is trade in one lazy act, for another

Did you know: about “vampire appliances” that use energy, EVEN when they are OFF. Of course not, you IGNORANT b@stard! Cornell University energy expert estimates that these appliances bleed consumers about $3 billion a year -- thats $200 per household!

Major contrubuters are Satellite TV systems, some DVD players, each cost about $9, standby! an energy-thirsty TV can cost more than $10 a year. That’s a lot of wasted money…and there isnt much you can do about some of these things, unless you plug all these items into a POWER BAR and cut of the power source ENTIRELY when they aren’t in use.

Did you know: The standby power of a computer monitor only costs about $3 a year when the computer is shut down nights and weekends, not bad. But for those of you using the computer's "sleep" function (that’s costing you a whopping $41 a year) And youre not even USING the fu@king thing!

Point of blog. Don’t be a dink. Conserve energy. You don’t have to be a champion GREEN girl or guy…Im not asking anyone to go above and beyond the call of duty; all im asking is that you do the very least, and turn off a light if youre not using it.

In my office building…there must be at least 3 people that keep their lights on all day, a full 8 hours, half that time, they aren’t even here. That’s 12 hours of wasted light… that’s just ONE workplace…and this Is happening GLOBALLY. Ill summarize it as such, would you walk into any room in your house, turn the light on without entering it…then walk away for a few hours. Not likely, in fact…is sounds rather asinine! So why do people do this every day?

Big Mouth.

Monday, July 07, 2008

THE TRUTH ABOUT SEX

Funny, but ironically...true, enough :)

Big Mouth.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

19 seconds you will NEVER get back


Told ya.

Big Mouth.

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