Valentine Shmalentines!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm what to talk about today, or should I say..."what should I blog today" Truth is theres nothing much to report. The week is blazing by, kinda looking forward to the SUPERBOWL game and I have tickets to check out the Sens come Valentines Day.

Theres something to blog about, Valentines Day... Fu@k i hate Valentines. Due to the fact that I cant remember the last time I was with anyone this time of year, ya know...in a serious committed relationship. In fact, I have a hard time recalling anyone important, anyone of substance that I was with at any given time in my past on Valentines Day. Actually, one girl... I dunno if she reads this blog, but her name is Keira. Probably the nicest girl I ever dated, heart of gold... She was the most genuine person I think I ever dated, she set the bar for me as to what I come to expect from another human being in a relationship.

Keira, if you do happen to read this blog... I hope that I told you this at one point, and I think I may have after we dated... "but youre an exceptional person and I appreciate what a good person you were. I'm happy and honored to be able to call you my friend."

Now back to how shitty Valentines Day is LoL. Just kidding, that lil rant kinda mellowed me so im just going to leave it at that.

David.

Valentines, Year II...

Last year, I took a dump all over Valentines <---- as seen here! But life is all about balance, so here you go, a beautiful song for you and your Valentine :)

Enjoy...

David.

History of Valentines Day...

As early as the fourth century B.C., the Romans engaged in an annual young man’s rite to passage to the God Lupercus. The names of the teenage women were placed in a box and drawn at random by adolescent men (sweet) a man was assigned a woman companion for the duration of the year, after which another lottery was staged…you know, in case she was a bitch, didn’t listen to you when you told her what to do, couldn’t cook or starch your shirts the way you liked.

Regardless, lets call it a PUSSY POT!

After eight hundred years of this practice, the early church fathers, (party poopers) sought to end this practice... They found an answer in Valentine, a bishop who had been martyred some two hundred years earlier (for good reason, that bastard)

Basically, we celebrate Valentine for fu@king up guaranteed pussy for guys! Are you telling me if most fella’s knew this, they would be as excited to perpetuate this ritual? (I think not…) it’s a lil discouraging knowing that at one point in history come this once wonderful day…I knew I was getting some! Now I have to be nice and shi@t if I want some action, fu@k that. I want my lottery back, WHERES MY PUSSY POT!?

(gone)

Now come February 14th, we (the dudes) have to work for it (PFFFFFFT) and all thanks to this mother fu@ker, Mr. Valentine….















Thanks a lot Bi@TcH!

Big Mouth.