matters of the heart...

im 24 and fresh out of college. 2 years of drinking, partying and of course... taking liberties with my sexuality. Relationships are the furthest thing from my mind. Im more then happy to keep the revolving door of women, doesnt matter to me whether they are coming or going.... Its safe, cuddled up in my security blanket, my impenetrable layer of protection. Shielding my emotions, insecurities and making sure that nobody gets through.

2 years later. im 26 and slowly but surely finding myself wanting more. a reformed "player" no longer wanting to be promiscuous. slowly but surely unlatching the locks of my heart and letting people in. sometimes good, sometimes bad...once or twice feeling that i was theived of my dignity in the middle of the night while i slept. wanting to hide, reverting back to my security blanket...lying in bed and pulling it over my head. kinda like Linus of Charlie Brown, but better looking :) that and i dont suck my thumb, often....

im now 28 years old. i have matured in the relationship dept. where once, i couldnt keep my hands ( and / or other parts of the anatomy ) to myself... now i find myself wanting to give, and not just a lil, but EVERYTHING. its the most wonderful, yet most agonizing emotional state. which is why people shy away from relationships, dont like commitment and generally avoid letting anyone anywhere close to their heart.

Today im watching STAR TREK, not the NEXT GENERATION, but the ultra cheese - kirk bangs every race known to man - star ships are flying around on pieces of thread - and you get that feeling, somewhere deep down inside that Dr McCoy and Spock are having a secret gay love affair. which makes one wonder, what does Spocks face look like when having sex... i cant think of anything worse then getting down and dirty with a Vulcan. actually now that i think about it, i think i have seen that face on more then one occasion LoL. Back to the point:

This episode revolved around "Love" and McCoy had this great line that he delivered to Spock after Spock made a comment regarding seeing Kirk in so much pain and agony over the loss of the woman he loved. The line was this -

"I pity you more then i do the captain" the rest is a loose translation:

the point being made was that Spock, void of emotion was the tragic figure in a way. For Spock will never feel the wonders, the pain, the torment nor satisfaction of Love. the miserable failures and the triumphant successes and everything inbetween. the line made me smile, then think... such a discussion would make great debate. the debate being this:

Would u rather be Captain Kirk - to love, to hurt, to want and to lose -or-

Spock - never knowing, never hurting, nor caring about life with the rewards of love.

Really think about that question. LOGICALLY as Spock would say. Think about it as if you had the choice before you even born to live either way. when you think you have your answer, think about it again... Now that i am where i am, I choose CAPTAIN KIRK :D cause he's a Freakin' STUD! that and im not willing to give up my love affair with the most beautiful girl in the world... Pocahontus ;)

David.

DONTs of INTERNET DATING

For the females:

• DON'T angle your head in awkward positions to make yourself look better in pics, if youre ugly without your head tilted, youre ugly in person...he will find out sooner or later.
  
• pucker your lips because you think its sexy, its NOT!
  
• write a novel profile! start with basics, then elaborate with conversation. if its longer then half a page, i can guarentee you nobody reads it...nobody being MEN. we are lazy and stupid lol...99% of men on dating sites are registered sex offenders, loners, convicts and perverts! dont overload with information, give a lil something then leave em hanging...then THEY will ask you questions. dumb questions = losergood questions = intelligent person!
  
• show skin in your pics, then complain about "perverts" KEEP YOUR TITS IN YOUR SHIRT.
  
• desribe yourself as "AVERAGE" when youre not...average is an abused word on this site...if youre BIG, LOVE being BIG... average is NOT compared to whales. if the word abused was a human being, HE WOULD BE IN CRITICAL CONDITION AWAITING A NEW HEART, KIDNEY, LUNGS AND LIVER!
  

For the men:

• meet "average" sized females til you see a "recent" pic of her standing up!

• Don't lie about what you do, who you are and how much cash you make - its pathetic and you deserve to have your nuts kicked out your @ss for doing so.
  
• post a pic of your car or other status symbols, you want a girl to like you for who you are, not what you have. if you disregard this rule...chances are youre a broken lil boy inside with low self esteem. buy a blow up doll and build up your confidence with a woman that cant say no LoL.
  
• post a fake pic. what is the point of doing that?! you talk, get to know one another and you hit things off. GREAT, now she wants to meet. "wait, im ugly... well shes going to see past that because she likes me for who i am on the INSIDE." bwhahahaha, yeah right...youre relationship to that point has been built on a foundation of LIES. shoot yourself.
  

These are the DONTs of INTERNET DATING. and for god sakes ladies, DONT meet a guy at his house. DONT get in his car and DONT give him your home address. GUYS ARE CREEPS, myself included... in fact, i suggest that you experiment with women and invite me over to make sure youre doing it right!

Til next time. chew on broken glass.

David.

WHY I LOVE THE WWE!

First and foremost, im a champ...my proof, my incredibly good looks, charm, charisma and of course, my incredible ability to BULLSHI@T LoL. Talkin about champs, i had the chance to talk to WWE Champion JOHN CENA. He is big and sexy and STRONG. If i were to have my choice of WWE SUPERSTARS that I would have rub my nipples until they were sore, HE would be the guy! His character is a HIP HOP flava kinda deal. basically, a white dude that has an urban feel.

This is the kinda guy that ignorant putz's would call a WIGGER. I hate that word. what does that mean exactly...hes not a NI@@ER, cause hes not black, he is white...hence, W-IGGER, a white ni@@er, thats real fu@king clever! That kinda goes back to the whole "acting black" days. Here is how it works, ill break it down in simpler terms...if youre a white kid that:

• wears baggy clothes - says whassup - wearing a cap and jersey = acting black
• has a job - says hello - and wearing anything other then a jersey = not acting black

But thats all i have to say about that. back to why i made this post. because of my infactuation for greased up half naked men rolling around on a mat and touching one another, a lot! sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet LoL. its a wonder more chicks arent into wrestling! My favorite is and always will be HULK HOGAN, because he said his prayers, ate raw eggs and took his vitamins/steriods...whichever! Hogan is a stallion and all that oppose Hollywood Hogan offend me. so much so that i will seek you out at night and smother you with your own pillow while you sleep helplessly as night. kinda like THIS!

But you will be sleeping and unaware that you are going to be killed. and that sword will be a pillow. ummmmmmm we would be in your room and not outside, that and you would never catch me wearing a white belt with black pants! BUT U GET THE IDEA!

DONT FU@K WITH HOGAN!

Rick Flair is another one of my favs, because he goes "Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!" and that makes me laugh. thats my blog for today. next, the DOs and DONTs of INTERNET DATING!

You ready for your BLOGGING?!

okies, well this site is starting to pick up some steam. im still working on getting the mp3's together and such and start posting some pics!

Like the one that was here, i was the meathead in the middle. i have lil man boobies :D too bad youre missing out on em LoL. I dont want my identity exposed so i took the pic off this BLOG. There were two guys by my side, they belong to me, I call them my man servants. when im lonely at night, they rub my nipples til they are sore.... then they must fetch me some ice to soothe my now aggitated nipples. ice is cold.

Here is a useless blog fact. Im eating a sub, a meatball sub...its YummY. I eat cause it makes me live and living is good...so i have been told. I cant stand it when you order a sub and the person who is making it couldnt give less of a shi@t how it turns out, that really pisses me off! I cant wait to spend my money and eat some sub goodness and i have the sub masacre raping my food of all its dignity. See the thing with a meatball sub, is that you must make sure the meatballs are near void of excess sauce. if there is too much sauce, it will become soggy and if youre having a footlong and possibly want to save half for later, fat F N chance! it wont last, and that makes me sad. not crying sad, but pretty darn close to tears.

on my meatball subs i have green and black olives with the white cheese and hot peppers!

The next blog is going to be the DOs and DONTs of internet dating, its a good one so make sure to check that out no later then tuesday evening lol :D That is it for now. Eat dirt LoL.